Alan David

Alan David

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    • Makenzie 2022-03-22 09:01:18

      How to avoid getting lost on Christmas Eve

      Depressed and sad, now you don't need to ask the forest man to help you do the calculations. Others will also learn to send you a sentence in an open-minded tone: "Let go of obsession." There is not so much pain in life. Only when you are attached to a specific thing or ethereal emotion will you...

    • Santino 2022-03-15 09:01:02

      Lonely people are shameless

      Ryan's brother-in-law flinched on the day of the wedding, and Ryan bit his head and went to talk to him. The brother-in-law said, what does it mean to get married, then have children, watch the children grow up, get married, have children, grow old, and then pass away forever? Ryan couldn't refute...

    Up in the Air quotes

    • [as Ryan and Natalie enter the Hilton Miami Airport Hotel]

      Natalie Keener: How about just not dying alone?

      Ryan Bingham: Starting when I was 12, we moved each one of my grandparents into a nursing facility. My parents went the same way. Make no mistake, we all die alone. Now those cult members in San Diego, with the sneakers and the Kool-Aid, they didn't die alone. I'm just saying there are options.

      [Natalie starts to cry]

      Ryan Bingham: Oh, fuck.

      Natalie Keener: [sobs] Brian left me.

      [Natalie is sobbing hysterically and hugs Ryan then comforts her and calms her down]

      Ryan Bingham: All right. Okay, okay. All right. All right.

    • [Ryan meets Alex Goran for the first time at a hotel bar]

      Ryan Bingham: Are you satisfied with Maestro?

      Alex Goran: Yeah, I am.

      Ryan Bingham: A little stingy with their miles. I like Hertz.

      Alex Goran: No, Hertz keeps its vehicles too long. If a car has over 20,000 miles, I won't drive it.

      Ryan Bingham: Maestro doesn't instant checkout. I like to park and go.

      Alex Goran: Hertz doesn't guarantee navigation.

      Ryan Bingham: It's funny. You don't seem like a girl who needs directions.

      Alex Goran: Oh, I hate asking for directions. That's why I get a nav.

      Ryan Bingham: That new outfit, Colonial, it's not bad.

      Alex Goran: [impressed and flattered] Is that a joke?

      Ryan Bingham: Yes.

      Alex Goran: Because their kiosk placement blows.

      Ryan Bingham: They never have available upgrades.

      Alex Goran: Basically, it's a fleet of shit-boxes. I don't know how they're still in business.

      Ryan Bingham: I'm Ryan.

      Alex Goran: I'm Alex.