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Bethany 2022-04-19 09:01:48
The dream of a fat man with a flat nose
Would the world be a better place without lies? At least in the world the authors of "The Birth of a Lie" gave us, life without a lie is not so good. Lies are the most powerful drug, once tasted, you can never quit. Because, in the real world, lies are beautiful. The world in "The Birth of a... -
Jimmy 2022-03-23 09:01:48
tie + pajamas + straw sandals = failed mashup
The director tried his best to create a real and terrifying world from the very beginning, making the birth lie as groundbreaking as the earth-shattering, as icing on the cake and as significant as wearing a well-crafted tie. Later, under the tie, he made a pair of pajamas based on the most...
Gene Amoroso
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Darius 2022-04-23 07:01:52
Spirit!!!!! So clever!!!!
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Doug 2021-11-27 08:01:20
If you can lie casually, why would you say "eight hundred dollars?" Why not just say "ten thousand dollars?!" Why not just say to the bank teller: "I deposited 100 million dollars, the card is lost"! ? ...... Alas, people's desires are really unlimited
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Brad Kessler: Shelley thinks you're an overweight homosexual.
Shelley: I didn't say that!
Mark Bellison: [relieved] Oh.
Shelley: No, I said you were a fat faggot.
Brad Kessler: [to Shelley] I stand corrected.
Mark Bellison: To think I was upset by "overweight homosexual".
Shelley: A fatty fat faggy fag...
Brad Kessler: [to Mark] Oh, well. It doesn't matter. Because either way you're a dumpy little queer.
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[first lines]
Mark Bellison: [narrating] Testing. Testing. Testing over the credits. The credits that no one cares about.
[under his breathe]
Mark Bellison: "Ooh, we're the business people. Ooh, we want our credit before the film starts, 'cause..."
Mark Bellison: Anyway. The story you're about to see takes place in a world where the human race has never evolved the ability to tell a lie. This is a typical town in that world. As you can see, people have jobs and cars and houses and families, but everyone tells the absolute truth. There's no such thing as deceit or flattery or fiction. People say exactly what they think. And sometimes that can come across as a bit harsh. But they've got no choice in the matter. It's their nature.
Man: [on the phone] Look, I'm not coming in to work today. No, I'm not sick. I just hate it there.
Woman: Oh, your baby is so ugly. It's like a little rat.
Woman at Restaurant: [sitting down] Wow! I just took one of the biggest poops of my whole life. What are you ordering?
