Ilham Aliyev

Ilham Aliyev

  • Born: 1961-12-24
  • Height: 6' 2" (1.88 m)
  • Extended Reading
    • Carter 2022-04-19 09:01:14

      NOT!

      I love this movie!!

      The most interesting part is the American humor, the Not~ at the end of borat, and there is a long shot from left to right, the end of a super long hotel name, borat is in the public eye Taking off my pants and pooping in the grass is one of my favorite episodes. After reading...

    • Rahul 2022-03-15 09:01:02

      Looking at the real American society without making sense

      In particular, the surrender of gods is so popular in the United States. Basically every free channel of satellite TV is a religious program full of passionate speeches and gatherings. Those people who truly and crazy praise God are more like intoxication or catharsis.
      Americans and even British...

    • Rigoberto 2021-10-20 19:00:48

      Typical British humor, satirizes everything, spoofs everything, and obsessive about the world.

    • Kacey 2021-10-20 19:00:45

      Good-looking is good-looking, many places are half-dead, but it’s too shit and piss, and it is easy to cause discomfort... (that national anthem is on) But when we think about it carefully, we are actually in this crazy world

    Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan quotes

    • Borat: He is my neighbor Nursultan Tuliagby. He is pain in my assholes. I get a window from a glass, he must get a window from a glass. I get a step, he must get a step. I get a clock radio, he cannot afford. Great success!

    • Borat: I want to have a car that attract a woman with shave down below.

      Car Dealership owner: Well that would be a Corvette. Or a Hummer.

      [starts showing Borat cars]

      Car Dealership owner: We'll try to help you out here.

      Borat: A man yesterday, tell me if I buy a car I must buy one with a pussy magnet.

      Car Dealership owner: He means a car that women like.

      Borat: Yes, but where do you keep this magnet?

      Car Dealership owner: [interrupts] No. There's no magnet he just means the vehicle. Women love the Hummers.

      Borat: Do this have a pussy magnet?

      Car Dealership owner: No. The vehicle itself would be a magnet.

      Borat: If I give you good price, will you please put in pussy magnet?

      Car Dealership owner: Yeah but there's no-there's no such thing in this country as a-as a magnet.

      Borat: If this car drive into a group of gypsies, will there be any damage to the car?

      Car Dealership owner: It depends on how hard you hit them and all that.

      Borat: *Hard*

      Car Dealership owner: You might-if somebody rolls on the windshield, they could crack your windshield.

      Borat: How fast do I need to go to guarantee I kill them?

      Car Dealership owner: Uh-let me tell you something with this vehicle here probably doing 35-45 miles per hour will do it.

      Borat: Great! When I uh, buy my wife, at the start she was uh, cook good, her vazhïn work well, and she strong on plow. But after three years when she was fifteen, then she become weak, her voice become deep: BORAT BORAT, eh, she receive hair on chest, and vazhïn hang like sleeve of wizard.

      Car Dealership owner: Huh-Jesus...

      Borat: How do I know that this will not happen with the car?

      Car Dealership owner: Chevrolette guarantees you that with a warranty.

      Borat: I like-a very much buy this Hummers, how much is it?

      Car Dealership owner: Fifty-two thousand.

      Borat: I am looking for something between um, six-hundred to uh... six-hundred and fifty dollars.

      Car Dealership owner: We don't have any cars for six-fifty that you can buy. I might be able to sell you a wholesale car, a car with a lot of miles for seven-hundred with no warranty.