Jay Reso

Jay Reso

  • Born: 1973-11-30
  • Height: 6' (1.83 m)
  • Extended Reading
    • Harmony 2021-11-27 08:01:17

      These days, even carrots are not insured

      Let me talk about an old joke first.

          The old nun went to the hospital for a physical examination. The doctor mistakenly handed her a medical examination report of a pregnant woman. The old nun was dumbfounded and sat on the hospital bench and yelled: Damn, even carrots are not safe...

    • Meggie 2021-11-27 08:01:17

      Finally found Smith who is even more powerful than Bao Xiaoqiang-"FireWire Bodyguard Shoot'Em Up"

      One person hits more than 100 people, and there are not many movies or TV characters who have suffered most arm injuries and will never die. The count is Stallone and Bao Xiaoqiang. Stallone’s age is too long. Forget it, it is the just-concluded "24". In the seven seasons, there is still...

    • Rahsaan 2022-04-23 07:01:50

      Tie Han is tender, soft only to babies and daughters, and Tie to himself and his opponents.

    • Christian 2022-04-22 07:01:15

      There is no weakness and no solution, Bellucci's face is sad, and the downright black joke of Uncle Owen's carrot story show.

    Shoot 'Em Up quotes

    • Mr. Smith: You know what I really hate?

      [Smith shoots Hertz in the the chest]

      Mr. Smith: What I really hate, is a pussy with a gun in his hand.

    • Mr. Smith: [after biting into a carrot and pointing a gun at Hertz] What's up, doc?

      Mr. Hertz: Ooh, you're a wascally wabbit.

      [points his gun at Smith]

      Mr. Hertz: But you're not wascally enough.

      Mr. Smith: Yeah? That's a six-shooter. I just counted six shots. You've blown your load.