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Damion 2022-04-19 09:01:09
Not much creativity, just a little
I don't want to say how bad this movie is, I just want to break down how vulgar it is.
Just judging by the gimmicks this film makes,
this is without a doubt the most disappointing comedy of the year, because it wastes such a good idea - the always-heavy teddy bear.
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Suzanne 2021-10-13 13:06:11
Mature without losing innocence but not relying on fairy tales
In fact, I just watched the movie and thought of a doll that can almost be said to accompany myself for life. Although it is called life is short. It seems to be sent by an aunt when I was 10 days old. She was inexplicably reluctant to throw it away every time she moved. It stayed until I...
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Evans 2021-10-20 18:59:10
Three and a half. There is no Stringer at the end of the film, so there is no need to wait for the subtitles to finish in the cinema. JB, Twilight, Asians, pedophiles, etc. Americans who love spoofs have been shot. The director must be very fond of American television culture in the 1980s, and various tributes, such as the music of "Knight Rider" and so on. A movie piled up by dialogues, to be honest, if it weren't for this cute bear, it would be completely 3 star material. Everyone cares. After reading it, it is enough.
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Darren 2021-10-20 18:59:10
The latest masterpiece of the Destroyed Childhood series
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Johnny Carson: You know I thought you'd be taller.
Young Ted: I thought *you* were gonna be funnier.
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[last lines, as Ted and Sam Jones do a "flash jump" after John and Lori's wedding]
Narrator: And that's the story of how one magical wish forever changed the lives of three very special friends.
[footage of Ted and Tami-Lynn on their double date with John and Lori]
Narrator: Ted and Tami-Lynn continued their torrid love affair for quite some time. One afternoon Ted was caught behind the deli counter eating potato salad off of Tami- Lynn's bare bottom. He was instantly promoted to store manager.
[footage of Sam Jones walking toward John at Ted's party]
Narrator: Sam Jones moved back to Hollywood with the goal of restarting his film career. He currently resides in Burbank where he shares a studio apartment with his roommate Brandon Routh.
[photo of Brandon Routh]
Narrator: Remember Brandon Routh from that godawful "Superman" movie? Jesus Christ. Thanks for getting our hopes up and taking a giant shit on us.
[footage of Rex at the office]
Narrator: Rex gave up his pursuit of Lori. Not long after he fell into a deep depression and died of Lou Gehrig's disease.
[footage of Donny dancing in his living room]
Narrator: Donny was arrested by Boston police and charged with kidnapping a plush toy. The charges were dropped when everyone realized how completely stupid that sounded.
[footage of Robert in his bedroom]
Narrator: Robert got a trainer, lost a substantial amount of weight, and went on to become Taylor Lautner.
[photo of Taylor Lautner]
