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Nels 2022-09-19 12:40:42
When we are mad at our parents
Our parents abandoned the youth they deserved, the freedom they deserved. Stay with the person you love. The crystallization
of love. Marriage is the grave of love. Marriage is like being bound and abandoning what you like and what you want. For me, who has reached the age of marriage, I have a... -
Kasey 2022-10-01 00:17:09
Midlife crisis is a virus, please prevent it early
Listen to Nicolas Cage's Brent monologue after crafting a pool table and then destroying it: …trying to meet sales quotas and being a big man was not my childhood dream at all , I'm going to grab the balls of the world and squeeze hard... Four minutes ago I was a young man with a 100% sales...
Louis Robert Thompson
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Kendall Ryan: You bought a pool table?
Brent Ryan: Yeah, so?
Kendall Ryan: You don't even like pool. Can I ask how much this cost?
Brent Ryan: Don't worry about it.
Kendall Ryan: I kind of *have* to worry about it. I mean Christmas is coming up, do you really think that this is the right time to start building a man cave in the basement?
Brent Ryan: It's not a man cave, Kendall. I just thought, you know, like, like a family room.
Kendall Ryan: The whole house is a family room.
Brent Ryan: Okay, you see, I got a problem with that idea right there, because I bust my ass 6 days a week trying to pay this place down, and it's like a fucking obstacle course trying to get out the fucking front door. I mean one of these days, I'm gonna trip over one of Josh's toys and take a nose dive straight to the ER.
Kendall Ryan: What are you saying?
Brent Ryan: I'm saying maybe we need to have some boundaries, I'm saying maybe there needs to be a fucking grown up zone, and a fucking kids' zone!
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Brent Ryan: [after destroying the pool table with a sledgehammer] You're right, honey, I hate pool. Not a big fan of machine-part sales either, trying to hit quotas down there, be a big man, not exactly what I had in mind as a young dude, you know. Bright future, everything in the world to look forward to.
