Maynard Eziashi

Maynard Eziashi

  • Born: 1965-0-0
  • Height:
  • Extended Reading
    • Monique 2022-03-19 09:01:03

      What a joke...the early Jim Carrey really made no sense

    • Cindy 2022-04-21 09:01:29

      A sequel with no changes.

    Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls quotes

    • Ace: [while being arrested by Hitu] Hey! What are you? H. R. Shove 'n Stuff?

    • Ashram Monk: What answer do you seek?

      Ace: I need to know what the Wachatis possess that is of great value to civilized man.

      Ashram Monk: The medallion will lead you to the answer. You do still have the medallion, don't you?

      Ace: Medallion? Why surely! I left it back, er, with my body.

      Ashram Monk: Your aura is weakening...

      Ace: OKAY! I threw it in the cave! What do you want from me? What are you, Mr. Perfect? You wanna know where it is? It's probably lying in a big pile of

      [coming to a realization, his spirit is transported back to his body]

      Ace: Guano! They have Guano!