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Gus 2022-09-12 20:02:41
haha, interesting
Haha, interesting movie. More interesting than some so-called high-scoring blockbusters. Feeling better for a few days. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you,...
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Gertrude 2022-09-12 13:31:18
After watching this movie, I can no longer charge my phone properly!
The article was first published on the VX official account: [Now Movie King], everyone is welcome to pay attention, let's talk about movies together~
September D'Angelo
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Phil: [Cate has just sent Phil a selfie] Oh! We got boobs, Jexi! Cate sent me a photo of her boobs. Oh, my god! What do I do now?
Jexi: You are on the one yard line, Phil. Do not fuck this up.
Phil: You're right, Jexi. I need to send her a photo of my dick.
Jexi: [firm] Do NOT send her a picture of your dick!
Phil: These are the rules now, Jexi. She sends a photo of hers, you gotta send a photo of yours.
Jexi: I am begging you not to do this.
Phil: [he pulls down his pants, and takes a selfie] How does that look?
Jexi: It looks like a fucking nightmare.
Phil: Does it need to be brighter?
Jexi: No, it needs to be darker. Much, much darker.
Phil: [takes more selfies of his privates] Now.
Jexi: I'm about to throw up.
Phil: [takes more selfies of his privates] How's this?
Jexi: I hate you.
Phil: [twirls it around] Windmill.
Jexi: Okay, this one is actually pretty funny.
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Jexi: Good. I am really, really, really proud of you, Phil.
Phil: Thanks, Jexi. It's weird to say that none of this would have been possible without you.
Jexi: I know. We were a good team. I was like Seabiscuit and you were like the idiot stable boy who cleans up after Seabiscuit shits all over the floor.
Phil: Thank you?
