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Sam Eagle: So, what have we got?
Jean Pierre Napoleon: Two priceless paintings stolen and one average painting of an obscure English colonel.
Sam Eagle: Hmm.
Jean Pierre Napoleon: This has all the markings of the work of the Lemur.
Sam Eagle: What's a lemur?
Jean Pierre Napoleon: Only the second most wanted criminal in the world. And my personal nemesis. Unfortunately for me, his identity is a mystery.
Sam Eagle: No, literally, what is a lemur?
Jean Pierre Napoleon: Oh. It is also a rat-monkey from Madagascar.
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Nadya: If you are not Constantine, why do you have that mole?
Kermit the Frog: It's not real. Someone glued it to my lip.
Nadya: As far as authorities are concerned, you are Constantine. Glue or no glue. Make yourself comfortable. You're going to be here a while.
Kermit the Frog: I wouldn't be so sure. My friends will come here soon!
Nadya: Now, lights out!
[as the lights go out, a clattering is heard]
Nadya: Turn them back on! I can't see anything.
[the lights come back on]
Nadya: [getting to her feet] You have to wait until I'm, like, out of the hallway. It's figure of speech.
