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Casimer 2021-12-16 08:01:13
Some jokes can only be understood by couples, and some moods can only be understood by those who have...
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Lee 2021-12-16 08:01:13
Mr. Jason, so do you have to show stock in every...
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Connor 2021-12-16 08:01:13
A lot of jokes are still very prickling, especially the feeling of being in love. But this movie is still a bit too long, and it's long and long, and the details that are worth digging into are not made. It is a pity. But the two protagonists are still very...
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Garfield 2021-12-16 08:01:13
kids, back in 2012, your Uncle Marshall had a five year affair while your anut lily was...
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Toy 2021-12-16 08:01:13
If you get married in one year of engagement, you will be happy and trouble-free after marriage? Not necessarily, a lot of things still depend on fate, fate. Of course, if you are serious about this kind of commercial movie, you lose. The male and female number two couples are still quite...
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Ike 2021-12-16 08:01:13
Very common "Slap you leg funny" pattern. "Slap you leg...
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Brook 2021-12-16 08:01:13
Long love must be divided, long time must be...
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Aaliyah 2021-12-16 08:01:13
How I Meet Your Mother male + Office male girlfriend + Community female + Parks and Recreation male, it is really a large collection of Comedy...
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Jamir 2021-12-16 08:01:13
I was so bored on the way to the Great American...
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Ena 2021-12-16 08:01:13
There are laughs, tears, and peeing. It's almost an epic. For the first time, I feel that the five years in the movie are so...
The Five-Year Engagement Comments
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Darian 2021-12-16 08:01:13
I choose C! This is true love~
After the little girlfriend in her early 20s was violently
dumped by the male protagonist Tom, she immediately exploded: "F**ku, is your brain filled with feces? I went to find your ex daylily? Then what? Face her Saggy breasts and loose vagina sex? Spend menopause together? By the way, do... -
Talon 2022-03-24 09:02:01
Similar experiences, different endings
On the 16th day of the breakup, the first weekend at work, when I missed you so much, I accidentally watched this movie, which is surprisingly similar to the reason we broke up. From the first time I saw the male protagonist give up his life for the female protagonist, and then it became something...
The Five-Year Engagement quotes
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Suzie Barnes-Eilhauer: [Impression of Elmo] Elmo thinks you should do what you feel is right.
Violet Barnes: Well, I don't really know what I think is right. I think just, time will tell.
Suzie Barnes-Eilhauer: [Impression of Elmo] Elmo thinks time will tell.
Violet Barnes: Could you mind not doing that because you're repeating what I'm saying.
Suzie Barnes-Eilhauer: [Impression of Elmo] Elmo thinks you should shit or get off the pot.
Violet Barnes: [Impression of Cookie Monster] But me think that's a really rude thing to say, Elmo.
Suzie Barnes-Eilhauer: [Impression of Elmo] But Elmo says it's been almost five years! Almost five years! You either love him or you don't!
Violet Barnes: [Impression of Cookie Monster] Me love him but it's very complicated. Cookie doesn't get everything handed to him on a silver platter like Elmo.
Suzie Barnes-Eilhauer: [Impression of Elmo] Cookie does a career he wanted. Tom moved to Michigan so Cookie could work okay? Elmo wanted to be a kinesiologist but instead, Elmo is cleaning puke off her shirt every day!
Violet Barnes: [Impression of Cookie Monster] Well maybe as nice as little elmos are, Elmo should have considered using protection! C is for condom! That's good enough for me!
Suzie Barnes-Eilhauer: [Impression of Elmo] Elmo is very happy with Elmo's little elmos okay? Elmo would just like a break! Once in a while! Elmo never gets a break!
Violet Barnes: [Impression of Cookie Monster] Fine! This is fine! But this is precisely why Cookie wants to take the time to consider if he's picked the right cookie for his life!
Suzie Barnes-Eilhauer: [Impression of Elmo] Well maybe Elmo thinks there is no right cookie, you just pick one and take a bite!
Violet Barnes: [softly] Alright.
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Audrey: Hi! I missed you today.
Tom Solomon: That's nice.
[pauses]
Tom Solomon: Listen, I need to talk to you about something, Audrey.
Audrey: What's behind those eyes, Tom?
Tom Solomon: My ex-fiance has been on my mind a lot and I feel like that's something I need to explore.
Audrey: Well, she's an old bitch! There, I just explored it for you. Done?
Tom Solomon: It's hard to have this conversation with you.
Audrey: You need to explore it, Tom? You were with her for five fucking years. That's a really long time. What else is there to learn about her?
[yells]
Tom Solomon: I don't really know the answer to that but I just think I need to find out.
Audrey: What are you thinking? You're so stupid. You're so stupid! You're gonna leave me? You're gonna leave this for saggy tits and a loose vagina? Really? Oh God!
Tom Solomon: I'm sorry to do this to you.
Audrey: Shut the fuck up! You know what? You should just go, Tom. Just go! Go! Go have fun with your old woman. Go fucking read at night together. You can go through menopause together and you can go get your little prostates checked. Check each other for lumps all the time and do those kinds of things together. Then go get some Crocs so your back doesn't hurt. And then you can go walk on the beach and fuck each other with your gross, wrinkly balls.
[pauses]
Audrey: That's another thing. You're getting fucking fat! It's really hard to have sex with someone when you can't breathe underneath them. Can't breathe! Like I feel like I'm going to die every time!
[sighs]
Audrey: You should leave. I'm gonna say mean things.
Tom Solomon: Goodbye.
Director: Nicholas Stoller
Language: English,Spanish Release date: April 27, 2012