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  • Harmony 2021-11-27 08:01:17

    These days, even carrots are not insured

    Let me talk about an old joke first.

        The old nun went to the hospital for a physical examination. The doctor mistakenly handed her a medical examination report of a pregnant woman. The old nun was dumbfounded and sat on the hospital bench and yelled: Damn, even carrots are not safe...

  • Meggie 2021-11-27 08:01:17

    Finally found Smith who is even more powerful than Bao Xiaoqiang-"FireWire Bodyguard Shoot'Em Up"

    One person hits more than 100 people, and there are not many movies or TV characters who have suffered most arm injuries and will never die. The count is Stallone and Bao Xiaoqiang. Stallone’s age is too long. Forget it, it is the just-concluded "24". In the seven seasons, there is still...

  • Fred 2022-04-23 07:01:50

    Radishes are also useful!

  • Hubert 2022-04-23 07:01:50

    oh~ awesome carrot...

Shoot 'Em Up quotes

  • Mr. Smith: You know what I really hate?

    [Smith shoots Hertz in the the chest]

    Mr. Smith: What I really hate, is a pussy with a gun in his hand.

  • Mr. Smith: [after biting into a carrot and pointing a gun at Hertz] What's up, doc?

    Mr. Hertz: Ooh, you're a wascally wabbit.

    [points his gun at Smith]

    Mr. Hertz: But you're not wascally enough.

    Mr. Smith: Yeah? That's a six-shooter. I just counted six shots. You've blown your load.