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Malcolm: [Writing in a journal] Is Agouhl... the same demon... that possessed Kisha? When... are the republicans gonna slip... and call Obama the N-word? When... are they gonna stop making scary movies... without the Wayans? They fucking suck!
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Wyatt: [Walking toward the cellar] Tony, where are you?... Smells like that OG Kush.
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Professor Wilde: [Farts loudly on the toilet] Ow, Fuck!
Malcolm: [Dives for Cover, then sits up moments later] Nigga, I thought somebody was shootin'.
Professor Wilde: Thai food, it's spicy going in but it's TWICE as spicy going out, that's scientifically impossible!
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Malcolm: [Screams, after lifting the safe off of a dead Shiloh] MY FUCKING DOG IS A PANCAKE!
A Haunted House 2 Quotes
Extended Reading
