Beverly Hills Chihuahua Quotes

Chloe: I lost my bootie!

Delgado: Your *what*?

Chloe: My bootie!

[runs back for it]

Delgado: Leave it!

Chloe: Leave it?

Delgado: [Diablo closes in on her] Leave it!

[snatches Chloe up and runs]

Manuel: I never had my teeth brushed before, it's

[grins]

Manuel: minty!

Chloe: I'm an heiress.

Rafa: A hairless?

Chloe: No, an *heiress*! I have a trust fund!

[from teaser]

Papi: [voice over] My name is Papi. I am descended from an ancient line of proud warriors. My ancestors went into battle, alongside Aztec soldiers. Today, we move within the inner circles of the wealthiest and most powerful people on the planet. Who am I? The question is... *What* am I?

[pops out of doggie hatch on the huge door of an Aztec temple]

Papi: I'm a Chihuahua!

[growls slyly]

Chloe, Rachel Ashe Lynn: [about each other] She is so...

Chloe: Irresponsible!

Rachel Ashe Lynn: Spoiled!

Chloe: You don't scare me anymore!

Diablo: Then why are you shaking?

Chloe: Cause I am a Chihuahua!

Delgado: I saw you in there, being pampered, eating.

Chloe: The closest I came to food was a used churro!

Papi: She's... gone. Wake up mi corazon. It's me... your Popi. Speak to me. Fill my ears with your beautiful voice. Without you, the sun will have no warmth... the flowers, no beauty. Cloe, my tail will have no wag. Come back to Beverly Hills with me, and I will tend your garden forever. Your love is the rain that falls upon my earth.

Chloe: Don't stop now, it's just getting good!

Aunt Viv: You take good care of her. And no waxing, OK?

Armand: Yes, ma'am. No waxing for her.

Delta: [Rachel has poured some water in the dogs' glasses] Don't worry Chloe, Viv'll be back before you know it.

Bimini: Rachel doesn't look so bad.

Chloe: [Chloe scoffs] You don't know the half of it!

Blair: [watching the dogs sit in their lounge chairs in their little bikinis] They all look so cute in their little outfits!

Rachel Ashe Lynn: You didn't have to dress her. She's so picky!

Angela: Uh, Rach? You're talking about a Chihuahua.

Rachel Ashe Lynn: She's not just *any* Chihuahua, Angela! She's a bossy, arrogant, manipulative Beverly Hills Chihuahua.

Chloe: [about Rachel] She has no direction, she can't keep a job, she's never on time; I'm going to be late to all my appointments!

Rachel Ashe Lynn: [about Chloe] And don't even get me started on her schedule! Shiatsu massages, doggy birthday parties, couture fittings! I have to change her outfit four times a day!

Chloe: [about Rachel] I mean, look at her!

Chloe, Rachel Ashe Lynn: [in unison, about each other] She's so...

Chloe: [about Rachel, ending her sentence] Irresponsible!

Rachel Ashe Lynn: [about Chloe, ending her sentence] Spoiled!

Chloe: [barking] Woof!