Class of 1984 Quotes

Terry Corrigan: I'll bet I know who you are. You're Mr. Goldstein's replacement. Terry Corrigan, biology.

Andrew Norris: Andy Norris, music. What's the gun for?

Terry Corrigan: Where have you been teaching lately?

Andrew Norris: Lately? Nowhere.

Terry Corrigan: It figures.

Deneen: You jerks don't belong here.

Peter Stegman: Shut your hole, you little dyke!

Peter Stegman: Face the music... teacher teacher.

Andrew Norris: Wait a minute, you're in this class. Sit down.

Peter Stegman: [gives him the finger] Sit on this, motherfucker.

Andrew Norris: What's the matter with you?

Peter Stegman: What's the matter with you? What's the matter with me? What's the matter with matter?

Peter Stegman: I've had it with you, Leroy. I mean, uh, enough is enough.

Leroy: Hey, man, listen... I didn't do nothin' man.

Peter Stegman: What the fuck... you think I was born yesterday?

Leroy: Hey, man... what's goin' on here?

Peter Stegman: [brutally beating him] We're the only niggers that sell shit in this school.

Joo Joo: I'ma gonna kill yo', sucka! No one messes around wit' my man, Leroy. I'm gonna cut you, white-meat.

Peter Stegman: Cut this!

[a gang battle ensues]

Peter Stegman: [after playing a piano concerto] Do I get the gig, teacher?

Andrew Norris: Where'd you learn how to play that?

Peter Stegman: Do I get the fuckin' gig?

Andrew Norris: No. Maybe I'll give you a shot when you grow up, now get out.

Peter Stegman: Stegman doesn't play in anybody's asshole band, anyway.

Peter Stegman: When it comes to killin', teacher teacher's just got too much to lose... otherwise, you coulda done me right. Like this!

[busts his head open against a mirror]

[Patsy taunts Andy]

Patsy: Come and get it, teacher teacher!

[kiss kiss kiss; chuckles]