Good Dick Quotes

  • Woman: [to Man] If I wanted to have sex I'd go out and find someone who was actually sexy.

  • Derek: [to Simon] Oh, by the way, that's the clitoris.

  • Woman: You're disrupting my whole life.

    The Man: All I am is good for you.

  • Woman: I just thought of one more rule. If you get a boner, you're out.