Hellboy: Some dads give their kids Legos.
Ben Daimio: I thought we were supposed to be fighting monsters, not working with them.

Hellboy: Who are you calling a monster, pal? Have you looked in the mirror recently, Scarface?

Ben Daimio: Is that meant to be humor?

Hellboy: Maybe. My therapist does say I rely on jokes as a way to normalize.

Ben Daimio: Normalize, right. Good luck with that.
Hellboy: Sorry! Did I interrupt?

Nimue: On the contrary. You've arrived just in time.
Hellboy: [Police Officer shoots] Hey! I'm on your side!

Police Officer: Sorry. My bad.
Lady Hatton: On an island off the coast of Scotland, something was summoned from the depths of Hell, something that would end mankind.

Hellboy: And this thing, did it show up?

Lady Hatton: Oh, yes. You did.
Nimue: You are a king. We belong together, you and I.

Hellboy: We do. But it's not going to work, you know, cause I'm a Capricorn and you're fucking nuts!
Hellboy: We faced every threat there is, and yet you take me in.

Professor Bruttenholm: I love you, son.

Hellboy: You made me a goddamn weapon!

Ben Daimio: Where's my fucking violin?
Alice Monaghan: Haven't we got to be saving the world or something?
Professor Bruttenholm: Listen up, ladies and gentlemen: out there is a fifth-century sorceress who wants to bring down the curtain on London and the world!

Hellboy: Great, homework.
Nimue: Why do you fight for those who hate and fear you?
Nimue: Out of the ashes, a new Eden will emerge.

Hellboy: Okay, I'd appreciate a prophecy with more relatable stakes.
Baba Yaga: They will build statues of you, 2,000 feet high! Made from the bones of your enemies.

Hellboy: That'd take a shit-ton of bones.
Hellboy: I love you, Lobster Johnson!
Professor Bruttenholm: It takes a real man to hold a knife to his throat every morning without cutting his throat.
[first lines]

Professor Bruttenholm: [narrating] The year is 517 A.D., known as the Dark Ages and for fucking good reason. An endless war between the armies of man and creatures of darkness has raged across Britain. And in retribution of man's injustices for creatures, the immortal witch Vivvienne Nimue has spread her deadly plague threatening mankind off the face of the earth. And so at Pendle Hill, beneath an ancient oak tree, King Arthur... Yes, that King Arthur, and his powerful wizard Merlin, were forced to surrender to Nimue, the Queen of Blood.
Nimue: Revenge is the only sustenance I require.
Ben Daimio: Once the casket is secure, you'll be on your first flight out. If the Bureau can put you back in your cage.

Hellboy: My cage? My cage! I'm gonna ask specifically you clean my sawdust. Can't wait until you smell demon shit, pal!
Gruagach: Hellboy, as you can see, she's made sure you receive a proper fucking welcome. You have no idea how long I've been waiting for this.

Hellboy: I have some idea! You know, I was the guy that sent little piggy squealing all the way back home!

[squeals]
Nimue: No more bowing and scraping, my beloveds. That is not what I want. I want an army, long hidden from the eyes of man. I want the forgotten people out of the dark! Those who have lived in dust, who have gnawed on dry bones while dreaming of blood! That is what I want. Give me an army like that and we will make the daytime world weep!

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Hellboy short comments

Kayli 2021-12-19 08:01:16

Impressed. . . Bad, I've never seen a hellboy with such a pee
Francis 2021-12-19 08:01:16

The movie directed by Quan You is violent and bloody. If you watch it lively, the hot scenes are bloody and exciting, and you can make sure that you will forget to eat the popcorn.