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[Blobby the blob is sea sick]
Dracula: Uh oh! Blobby's gonna puke!
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Ericka: You were right, great-grandfather Van Helsing. Monsters are disgusting!
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Johnny: Best summer vacation ever!
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Ericka: [shoves garlic guacamole in Dracula's mouth]
Dracula: [slightly panicking] Must have been garlic in the guacamole!
Ericka: [smiling] Is that deadly for you?
Dracula: [passes gas; snickers] Was that you?
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Dennis: [disguises Tinkles the puppy in a suit with Winnie; introduces him to Mavis and Johnny] This is our friend Bob. Say hi, Bob!
Tinkles: Hi, Bob!
Mavis: Okay?
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Mavis: [about Ericka] There's something about that woman I don't trust!
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Frank: Maybe you'll find your own fireworks on the cruise.
Dracula: It's not the Love Boat, Frank.
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Ericka: Ahoy, there! I am Captain Ericka. You must be the one and only Dracula.
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Dracula: [Blobby is seasick and changing colors] Oh, no, Blobby's gonna puke!
Blobby: [pukes, which turns into a miniature baby version of Blobby]
Blobby Baby: [hugs Blobby] Papa!
Dracula, Vlad, Griffin, Murray, Eunice, Frank: Awww!
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Phone Voice: What can I help you with, Lord of Darkness?
Dracula: I'm looking for a date.
Phone Voice: The date is Friday, July 13th.
Dracula: No, no. I want to meet someone.
Phone Voice: Understood, you want to eat dim sum!
Dracula: Don't you get it? I want to go on a date! I'm... lonely.
Phone Voice: I understand.
[Dracula becomes enthusiastic]
Phone Voice: You want bologna!
Dracula: Ugh!
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Ericka: It's all going according to plan!
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Johnny: Oh, yeah! Dolphin surfing!
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Gremlins: Ladies and gentlemen, for your safety, please unbuckle your seat belts!
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Van Helsing: I will hunt you for all eternity!
[crashes]
Van Helsing: I swear I will never rest until I destroy you!
[crashes again]
Van Helsing: And... !
[falls]
Van Helsing: Every!
[gets hit]
Van Helsing: Other!
[gets trapped]
Van Helsing: Monster!
[gets hit again]
Van Helsing: If it's the last thing!
[gets hit by a cartwheel of berries]
Van Helsing: I!
[gets punched in the face]
Van Helsing: Ever!
[gets hit by a rock]
Van Helsing: DO!
[falls off a cliff]
Dracula: Boy, that guy is annoying!
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Gremlins: BEVERAGES, BEVERAGES, SNACKS, BEVERAGES! Beverages, beverages, SNACKS, SNACKS, SNACKS!
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Johnny: I gotta warn you, I played second team co at intramural volleyball in Santa Cruz!
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The Kraken: It's party time!
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Van Helsing: Good evening, travelers! I am Professor Abraham Van Helsing. Yes, one of THE Van Helsings!
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Stan: Welcome to the Bermuda Triangle, where you'll embark on a monster cruise of a lifetime.
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Murray: Man, this is amazing! There's so much to do!
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Crystal: This is, like, the nicest hotel I've ever been to.
Griffin: Yeah-ha-ha!
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Griffin: Okay, Drac, hit it!
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Eunice: Everybody just, please, watch the hair. WATCH THE HAIR!
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Dennis: There you are, Tinkles! Don't worry, we're almost there.
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Dracula: [says random nonsense words]
Ericka: There's just something about an accent that makes a man sound SO intelligent.
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Eunice: [to Frank] Oh, no you don't! Last time you gambled you lost an arm and a leg! Literally!
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Stan: Are you overworked and stressed out? Then you need a monster vacation!
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Ericka: They have no idea what's about to happen to them!
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Dracula: Your delicious neck wrappings are in a nice coffin. Would you like to see my parts?
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[first lines]
Train Conductor: Budapest, Budapest, the next stop, Budapest.
Train Conductor: Budapest, Budapest, the next stop, Budapest. Budapest is the next stop.
Train Conductor: Budapest.
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Wayne: [hearing a faint rumbling sound] What was that?
Wanda: [nervously] It sounds like our children...
Wayne: [Wayne and Wanda both look and see a bunch of wild kids tearing up the island] IT IS OUR CHILDREN! RUN!
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Frank: [sees a lit match and screams] Fire bad!
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[after delivering their several dozen cubs to the cruise ship's "Kids Club", Wayne and Wanda walk outside in a daze]
Wayne: So... what do we do now?
Wanda: I think... I think we do whatever we want.
Wayne: Whatever... we want?
Wanda: Whatever... we want.
Wayne: Whatever we want.
Wanda: Whatever we want.
Wayne, Wanda: [together] Whatever we want... whatever we want... whatever we want...
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[returning to Hotel Transylvania]
Griffin: Wayne, Wanda! What happened to you guys?
Crystal: Yeah, we, like, hardly saw you on the cruise.
Wayne: Yeah, I know. We got tranquilized and spent most of the trip locked in a closet.
Wanda: [sighs happily] We're gonna book it again for the holiday.
[Wayne grins. Griffin and Crystal trade a confused look]
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Van Helsing: It is I, Dracula, your greatest rival!
Dracula: Hmm... oh, yes! You own that Holiday Inn down by the airport.
Van Helsing: What? No!
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Ericka: Aw, what a cute family. What am I saying? Dracula bad! Dracula bad!
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Mavis: Have you seen my dad?
Johnny: Maybe he's with Bob.
Mavis: Why Bob?
Johnny: Bob's a great guy.
Mavis: [Sees Dracula] There he is.
Johnny: Who, Bob?
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Griffin: Murray here might be from Egypt, but you're the one in "de Nile".
[Dracula hits him]
Griffin: Ow! You hit me right in the...
Dracula: Mavis!
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Johnny: Once a bar mitzvah DJ, always a bar mitzvah DJ.
Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation Quotes
Extended Reading
Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation
Director: Genndy Tartakovsky
Language: English,Spanish,German,Russian Release date: July 13, 2018