Lazarus Rising Quotes

  • Dean Winchester: [Pamela bends over to get something out of a cabinet, revealing a tattoo on her lower back reading 'Jesse Forever.'] Who's Jesse?

    Pamela Barnes: Well, it wasn't forever.

    Dean Winchester: His loss.

    Pamela Barnes: Might be your gain.

    Dean Winchester: [quietly, to Sam] Dude, I'm so in.

    Sam Winchester: Yeah, she's gonna eat you alive.

    Dean Winchester: Hey, I just got outta jail. Bring it.

    Pamela Barnes: [to Sam] You're invited too, grumpy.

    Dean Winchester: You are not invited.

  • Dean Winchester: Who are you?

    Castiel: I'm the one who gripped you tight and raised you from Perdition.

    Dean Winchester: Yeah, thanks for that.

  • Dean Winchester: Who are you?

    Castiel: Castiel.

    Dean Winchester: Yeah, I figured that much. I mean *what* are you?

    Castiel: I'm an angel of the Lord.

    Dean Winchester: Get the hell out of here. There's no such thing.

    Castiel: This is your problem, Dean. You have no faith.

  • Dean Winchester: And what visage are you in now, huh? What, holy tax accountant?

  • Dean Winchester: Look, pal, I'm not buying what you're selling. So, who are you really?

    Castiel: I told you.

    Dean Winchester: Right. And why would an angel rescue me from hell?

    Castiel: Good things do happen, Dean.

    Dean Winchester: Not in my experience.

    Castiel: What's the matter?

    [pause, he studies Dean]

    Castiel: You don't think you deserve to be saved.

    Dean Winchester: Why'd you do it?

    Castiel: Because God commanded it. Because we have work for you.

  • Bobby Singer: [On phone] Hello?

    Dean Winchester: Bobby?

    Bobby Singer: Yeah?

    Dean Winchester: Its me.

    Bobby Singer: Who's 'me'?

    Dean Winchester: Dean.

    Bobby Singer: [Bobby hangs up. Dean tries again] Who is this?

    Dean Winchester: Bobby listen to me...

    Bobby Singer: This ain't funny. Call again and I'll kill you.

  • Ruby: Where is it?

    Dean Winchester: Where's what?

    Ruby: The pizza that takes two guys to deliver.

    Dean Winchester: I think we got the wrong room.

    Sam Winchester: [Sam walks in the room] Hey is the...

    Dean Winchester: Hey, ya, Sammy.

    Dean Winchester: [Sam lunges at Dean] Oh ga...

    Sam Winchester: Who are you?

    Dean Winchester: [Bobby grabs Sam and pulls him off Dean] Like you didn't do this?

    Sam Winchester: Do what?

    Bobby Singer: It's him, it's him, Sam, I've been through this already, it's really him.

    Sam Winchester: [Sam stops struggling] But...

    Dean Winchester: [Dean takes a step forward] I know, I look fantastic, huh?

  • Sam Winchester: Hey, Dean. What was it like?

    Dean Winchester: What, hell? I don't know. I-I must have blacked it out. I don't remember a damn thing.

    Sam Winchester: Thank God for that.

    Dean Winchester: Yeah.

    [next scene, Dean is looking in the mirror, very clearly remembering the tortures of hell]

  • Demon Waitress: So, you get to just stroll out of the pit, huh? Tell me, what makes *you* so special?

    Dean Winchester: I like to think it's because of my perky nipples.

  • Bobby Singer: This is a bad idea.

    Dean Winchester: Yeah, I couldn't agree more, but what other choice do we have?

    Bobby Singer: We could choose life.

  • Sam Winchester: I don't know if what I'm doing is right. Hell, I don't even know if I trust you... What I do know is I'm saving people, and stopping demons... And that feels good.

  • Bobby Singer: [Shocked to see Dean. They'd just been fighting because Bobby didn't believe it was him. But Dean cut his arm with a silver knife to prove he isn't a shape shifter] It's good to see ya, boy.

    Dean Winchester: Yeah, you, too.

    Bobby Singer: But... How did you bust out?

    Dean Winchester: I don't know. I just, uh...

    [Turns away to put the knife down]

    Dean Winchester: I just woke up in a pine bo-

    [He turns back and Bobby splashes holy water in his face. Dean spits water out of his mouth and speaks soberly]

    Dean Winchester: I'm not a demon either, ya know.

    Bobby Singer: Sorry.

    [only a little chagrined]

    Bobby Singer: Can't be too careful.

  • Bobby Singer: Dean. Your chest was ribbons. Your insides were slop. And you've been buried *four* months. Even if you *could* slip outta Hell and back into your meatsuit...

    Dean Winchester: I know. I should look like a Thriller video reject.

  • Sam Winchester: We got a pile of questions and no shovel.

  • Sam Winchester: I assume you'll wanna drive?

    [He tosses keys to Dean who is seeing the Impala for the first time since being pulled out of Hell]

    Dean Winchester: [laughing] I almost forgot. Hey, sweetheart. Ya miss me?

    [He climbs in, shuts the door and settles into the driver's seat]

    Dean Winchester: Ohhh.

    [He looks at the dash]

    Dean Winchester: What the Hell is that?

    Sam Winchester: That's an iPod jack.

    Dean Winchester: [disgusted] You were supposed to take of her, not douche her up.

    Sam Winchester: Dean, I thought it was my car.

    Dean Winchester: [Starts the car and the iPod plays pop music. Dean gives Sam a hard look] Really?

    [Sam shrugs and Dean throws the iPod into the back seat]

  • Castiel: I'm the one who gripped you tight and raised you from perdition.