Live Free or Die Quotes

  • Mike Ehrmantraut: Keys, scumbag. It's the universal symbol for keys.

  • Jesse Pinkman: Yeah, bitch! Magnets!

  • Mike Ehrmantraut: Is that a serious question?

  • Old Joe: Why would anyone wanna put a metal ring through the end of their prick?

    Jesse Pinkman: What are you looking at me for?

  • Saul Goodman: [Arguing with Walt] Beg, borrow or steal, I'm your huckleberry. I go the extra mile... Only you never told me the kid would wind up in the hospital! You know - take that thing and get outta here. You and me, we're done.

    Walter White: We're done when I say we're done.

  • Old Joe: [Listing things that shouldn't be near them while testing magnets] Oh, credit cards. You want that plastic working come Miller time.

    Mike Ehrmantraut: You know, I can foresee a lot of possible outcomes to this thing, and not a single one of them involves Miller time.

    Old Joe: PMA. Positive Mental Attitude.

  • Mike Ehrmantraut: You know how they say "It's been a pleasure"? It hasn't.

  • Mike Ehrmantraut: Oh, so now you wanna blow up a police station?

  • Old Joe: [clearing everyone before doing the huge-magnet experiment] Guns, knives, tools, keys, plates in your head, artificial hips. Check your pockets for items, please. Oh, uh, credits card. You'll want that plastic working come Miller time.

    Mike Ehrmantraut: Ya know, I can see a number of possible outcomes to this thing. And not a single one of them involves Miller time.

  • Walter White: So you took it upon yourself to give 622 thousand of my money to a man who had been sleeping with my wife.

    Saul Goodman: She's my client, same as you. Does this arrangement get a little tricky at times? Absolutely. But I try my best, you know, ethically, in my duty...

    Walter White: Ethically? I'm sorry I must be hearing things. Did you actually just use the word ethically in a sentence? You're not Clarence Darrow, Saul. You're a two bit, bus-bench lawyer, and you work for me.

    Saul Goodman: Well Clarence Darrow never had a client like you ask him for something like this.

    [produces the ricen cigarette]

    Saul Goodman: Okay? Yeah, I put my ass on the line for you. Huell too. He's got fingers like hot dogs. He could have easily busted this in two and killed everyone in the office, but do I complain? No. Beg, borrow, steal, I'm your huckleberry. I go the extra mile. Only you never told me that kid would wind up in a hospital!

    Saul Goodman: [gets up] You know, take that thing and get the hell out of here. You and me, we're done!

    [Walter sits up and moves slowly towards Saul]

    Saul Goodman: What are you... Come on, hey. Hey!

    Walter White: [coldly and threateningly] We're done when I say we're done.

Extended Reading
  • Christopher 2022-03-31 09:01:11

    TO WW, MY STAR, MY PERFECT SILENCE.

  • Shanna 2022-04-10 09:01:08

    Am I the only one who thinks my wife is too annoying?