Lords of Dogtown Quotes

  • Gabrielle: Hey! You totally blew me away!

    Jay: What? You wanna blow me?

    [the Z-Boys laugh]

    Gabrielle: Maybe!

  • Stacy: [in full skate gear, speaking of Tony] You guys even skate with him anymore?

    Jay: Dude's competing with the sun for the center of the universe.

    [Stacy shrugs, walks off]

    Jay: [to Sid] Stacy looks like a stock car.

  • Jay: [the Z-Boys want to drain and skate Sid's pool, Sid comes out of his house] What did he say?

    Sid: "Sid, are you high? The pool's for swimming!"

    Jay: Tell him we'll fill it back up when we're done.

    Sid: He said if you got hurt, you'll sue him.

    Jay: We're not gonna sue him.

    Sid: He said your parents would.

    Stacy: Our parents can't even afford lawyers.

    Tony: Hey, let me talk to him.

    Sid: Hey, the only Mexicans my dad talks to push lawnmowers.

    [Tony grabs him playfully]

  • Jay: [to Sid] I'll let you bang my mom!

  • Jay: [Biniak yells in Sid's ear, making him wipe out] dude, he's got that inner ear thing!

    Bob Biniak: Suck my inner ear, Jay-Boy!

  • Stacy: [now knowing about Jay and Kathy being together] When were you going to tell me you were with her?

    Jay: You couldn't handle her.

  • Jay: [talking to Kathy] Gimmie Kitty!

  • Kathy Alva: Take your boxers off.

    Jay: No way.

  • Tony: [to Stacey] Grab your pad and take notes, Peralta!

  • Jay: Dude, you just got patty slapped.

    [boys begin to laugh]

  • Jay: [as the Z-Boys drive by two elderly women on the street] Kiss me, granny! Get me some of the vintage ass!

  • Donnie: She's uh, she's crazy, Jay.

    Jay: That's why you love her... Right?

  • Jay: [after telling Stacy he didn't make the team] Sorry.

    [Touches his chest]

    Jay: What's that, huh?

  • Stacy: [about starting his own team] i already have a logo.

    Jay: A logo! Screw the team, I mean... You got a logo!

  • Sid: [smoking medicinal marijuana] The, uh, doctor prescribes it now.

    [hands him the joint]

    Sid: Heard you were sick, too.

    Jay: Hell, yeah.

  • Skip: They wanted it gone, man, they wanted it gone.

  • Tony: What's wrong, Jayboy? Don't got no hair on your inch worm yet?

  • Astronaut: Hey, can I try that?

    [points at Stacy's skateboard]

    Stacy: Sure!

    [hands him his skateboard]

    Astronaut: [Astronaut steps on it, the board slips underneath and he falls on the ground] It's the moon boots...

  • Sid: [Talking about Tony] There's a Mexican in my pool and he's not pushing a lawn mower.

  • Reef Ryan: Pass me the doobie Stacy... come on you fucking homo.

  • Tony: I wanna make money, get laid every night. I wanna do it all right fucking now.

    Jim 'Red Dog' Muir: Hell yeah, I'm gonna make out with two chicks tonight!

  • Jim 'Red Dog' Muir: Dude, What the hell are we supposed to do on this fricking table top?

  • Skip: You gotta approach every day as if it's your last!

  • Stacy: Skip called me ''bro''!

    Kathy Alva: Skip called you ''bro''?

    Stacy: Yeah, he said ''bro''!

    Kathy Alva: No, he didn't.

    Stacy: Yes, he did. He said ''you look hungry, bro''.

    Kathy Alva: He said ''you look hungry, bro''?

    Stacy: Yes, totally!

    Kathy Alva: Skip Engbloom doesn't call anybody ''bro''.

    [laughs]

  • Skip: [after Stacy received the Z-boys t-shirt at the diner] You earned it, bro...

    Sid: Yeah, you're one of us now!

    Jay: That maggot has always been one of us.

    Skip: Yeah, wear it with pride, man.

    Stacy: You know I will!

    Skip: Hey, Stacey, that t-shirt will get you more titty than you ever dreamed of, man!

    [laughs]

    Kathy Alva: I got my boy covered, Skip.

    [laughs]

  • Skip: [at the diner] Hey you guys made a mess at that contest today... They look at you as the enemy now, right?

    Montoya: But it's good to have enemies! A toast!

    [everybody raises glasses]

    Kathy Alva: A toast!

    Montoya: To the boy kings... You're all a bunch of filthy pillow biters!

    [Sticks his fork in his glass of water, and splashes the Z-Boys]

  • Skip: Yeah, hi. This isn't a library... so it's ten bucks to browse. You got ten bucks?

    Customer: Didn't bring any money today.

    Skip: Yeah, well, why'd you come into my store, then, asshole?

  • Kathy Alva: Should my weight be on my back foot?

    Stacy: Yeah, well, that's how I do it. But it might be different, though, the whole center-of-gravity thing for girls.

  • Skip: He's not one of us, man. You know, he's not a pirate.

    Chino: Going to work, Peralta?

    Skip: Yeah, get a haircut, man.

  • Skip: Hey, I'm not bailing your asses out of jail.

    Montoya: [a crash is heard outside] Oh, shit. Get the gate, get the gate.

    Cop: Hey, get back here!

    Montoya: Close the door, come on. Quick.

    [they close the shop gate]

    Cop: Get back here!

    Skip: It was supposed to keep them out of trouble, man!

  • Skip: Oh, nice socks, man. Nice socks. Nice socks.

  • Skip: Yeah, this is Skip Engblom and the Zephyr Skateboard Team. Here's our entry fees. Now where's our trophies?

  • Skip: Look, man. These kids are at a tender age. They tense easily, okay?

  • Tony: I just wanted Dad to see the stupid trophy.

    Kathy Alva: Who gives a shit about Dad?

    Skip: Yeah, hey, man, listen. You stood up for your friend. We're proud of you.

    Tony: [yelling at the judges] This contest don't mean shit to me anyway!

  • Tony: This is our time, bros!

    Jay: That's bullshit, bro. We surf and we skate every day. We get to do whatever we want.

  • Chino: Wear em with pride, man!

    Jay: [nasally, mocking tone] Yeah, wear em with pride, man!

    Chino: [grabs jay's shirt] Or we'll rip them off your bony little backs! You understand?

    Jay: [scared look] Yeah...

  • Stacy: [Jay is rolling the window in Stacey's car up and down, breaks off the handle] Damn it, Jay! Do you know how much this is gonna cost me to fix? you're an idiot!

    Jay: [gives friends a scared look] Sorry...

  • Restaurant owner: [Z-boys are being rowdy] You can't act like that here! This is a family restaurant.

    [Sid throws food at him, he grabs Sid, and drags him over the table]

    Montoya: [Trying to stop the owner] HEY! This is a family restaurant!

  • Tony: [after Sid wipes out, HARD, and is unconscious in the pool] Dude, are you okay?

    Sid: I can't feel my feet!

    [takes out a joint, sets in mouth]

    Sid: But, then again, I can never feel my feet!

    [laughs. Tony slaps him, he starts groaning]

  • Skip: Hey, I'm not bailing your asses out of jail.

    Montoya: [a crash is heard outside] Oh, shit. Get the gate, get the gate. Cop: Hey, get back here!

    Montoya: Close the door, come on. Quick.

    [they close the shop gate]

    Skip: It was supposed to keep them out of trouble, man!

  • Skip: Yah man, I mean those boys are gettin' too big for their boots man

    Billy Z: Whatever you say, Skip

    Skip: Aw man c'mon, don't you get it? Those kids are gettin' offers man

    Billy Z: [yells] So why don't you cut 'em in on some of the profits?

    Skip: What profits dickhead? This is a surf shop!

Extended Reading
  • Adella 2021-12-23 08:01:32

    We had a lord ourselves. (I only watched it because of John Robinson. But his look inside is really not very good. It's better to look like the elephant inside.)

  • Herminio 2022-03-27 09:01:11

    not very understanding.........