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Assjuice: Do you know how many bj's they promised me?
Assjuice: Infinite bj's. They promised me infinite bj's
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Pete: He puts his dick in your mouth while you were asleep, bitch!
Assjuice: Uh-uh, I wasn't asleep.
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Teddy Sanders: We're throwing a Robert De Niro party.
Pete: You call the cops, you violate the circle of trust, Focker.
Mac Radner: Who are you?
Garf: I'm Sam Jackson from Jackie Brown.
Scoonie: [pause] Hoah!
Garf: Hooah!
Kelly Radner: That's actually Al Pacino.
Garf: The Path of the righteous man.
Mac Radner: That's the wrong Sam Jackson speech.
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Officer Watkins: You called about your neighbors?
Mac Radner: No.
Officer Watkins: We have caller ID, we're cops, everybody has caller ID.
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Pete: Do you think maybe we've gone too far? I'm a child of divorce and I sympathize with them.
Teddy Sanders: My parents love each other, and I think it's hilarious.
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Paula: Let's make a baby!
Jimmy: Yes, that will solve all our problems.
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Teddy Sanders: You make the store more approachable.
Mac Radner: Like, I'm more of an attainable goal?
Teddy Sanders: Yeah, you're like Relaxed Fit.
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Jimmy: [Assjuice puts the glasses on] He looks like J.J. Abrams. He look good. He looks okay.
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Pete: Bros before hoes
Pete: Junk before Trunk
Teddy Sanders: Balls before dolls
Pete: Padres before I sleep with two Madres
Teddy Sanders: Brad Pitt before Grab Glit
Pete: These nuts before skinny sl***
Teddy Sanders: M********* before ask her to date
Pete: Beef stew before watching The View
Teddy Sanders: Male erection before One Direction
Pete: Mario and Luigi before Thelma and Laweezie
Teddy Sanders: Bert and Ernie before Squirt and Spermy
Pete: Man purses before regular purses
Teddy Sanders: Sports before genital warts
Pete: John Madden before Jasmine from Aladdin
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Mac Radner: I'll call my mother she'll know what to do.
Kelly Radner: Do not call your mother! Jesus, you Jews and your fucking mothers!
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Jimmy: We missed out on the whole kinda sex-tech bubble, you know what I mean? Now they've got SexBook and FuckFriends. And there's this thing called Grindr, which is just... your phone beeps when there's someone horny near you. It's kind of amazing. It's mostly guys, but I'm gonna find a girl pretty soon.
Neighbors Quotes
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Dennis 2022-03-20 09:01:19
Actually, I’m not really indifferent to American humor. It’s just mediocre. It’s too boring. I was born with an AF transplant. It’s even more boring.
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Idella 2022-03-21 09:01:22
The poster really hides the setting of the relationship between the characters, and the one with multiple heroines is better; the whole film still belongs to the kind of undisciplined, unlimited tune, and XXOO has already leaked in front of the children at the beginning; Hong Kong translation " In the "Inexpensive Neighbor 50", "Inexpensive Neighbour" understands, what does 50 mean? I want to laugh when I see the Taiwanese translation of "Evil Neighbors", I really don’t know how they thought of the name, it’s like the "Avengers" that I haven’t watched yet, haha~~~
