Nói albinói Quotes

  • Kristmundur 'Kiddi Beikon' B. Kristmundsson: There's no music in this fucking piano.

  • Lína: Kiddi! What are you doing here?

    Kristmundur 'Kiddi Beikon' B. Kristmundsson: I've come to raise my son.

    Lína: Isn't that a little bit late?

  • Alfre Kennari: [after Nói hands in a blank paper] Are you handing it in like this?

    Nói: Yes.

    Alfre Kennari: And what mark do you think you'll get for it?

    Nói: Zero?

    Alfre Kennari: No, no, no! You get zero point five for writing your name!

    Nói: Really? That's better than I expected.

  • Íris: Are you retarded, or what?

  • Frönskukennari: Bonjour. Today I'II teach you how to make real mayonnaise.

  • Kristmundur 'Kiddi Beikon' B. Kristmundsson: I'II teach you a trick that never fails: you ask the cutest chick: Have you put on some weight? I promise you, she wont leave you alone until you have... slept with her. It never fails! Just remember to use a condom. Unwanted children don't let you know they're coming, you know what I mean.

    Nói: I think I'll go now.

    Kristmundur 'Kiddi Beikon' B. Kristmundsson: Really? Am I being boring?

    Nói: Drunk.

  • Prestur: Now, I don't know where your belief lies... but I recommend that we say the Lord's Prayer together.

    Nói: I don't think I know the Lord's Prayer.

    Prestur: Do you know another prayer?

    Nói: No.

Nói albinói

Director: Dagur Kári

Language: Icelandic,French Release date: February 28, 2003