Other People Quotes

  • [Cathy is recording a voice message]

    Cathy Columbo: Hi Joanne, it's Cathy *Columbo* from Bemidji state? I heard from Kay and Rick, you were *sick*. I am *so sorry*. I didn't know that honey. I... I'd love to hear how you're doing... uh, whenever you're up for it, okay? And it's uh... o hold on one sec, Joanne. Um yeah, I'd like 2 bean and cheese burritos please, and a small Pepsi.

    Del Taco Employee: We don't serve Pepsi, mam. We only have Coke.

    Cathy Columbo: No, no, I al...

    Del Taco Employee: Only Coke mam.

    Cathy Columbo: Oh, *shit*. Sorry, I thought I was... a... a Taco Bell. Am I on Eucalyptus?

    Del Taco Employee: No, this is Del Taco.

    Cathy Columbo: Oh, I'm all turned around.

    Del Taco Employee: And we only have Coke.

    Cathy Columbo: Okay, no no no, yeah, I hear you. Yeah okay, Coke's fine then. Thankyou.

    Del Taco Employee: Okay, that's all?

    Cathy Columbo: Yeah, thankyou.

    Del Taco Employee: $3.11 at the first window.

    Cathy Columbo: Uh... I'm *so* sorry about that Joanne. Uh, where was I? Oh, right, how... how sick you are.

  • David: This all just feels like... something that happens to other people.

    Gabe: Yeah well now, you're other people to other people.

  • David: Go, travel the whole world real quick... so you could just see everything.

    Joanne: I get to see my whole world at dinner tonight.

  • David: I never realised your dad's name is actually Rod Stewart.

    Gabe: Yeah, it's been... it's been very hard for him.

  • [to Paul, after questioning his decision to have his anus waxed]

    David: Hey. I'm sorry I was an asshole about your butthole.