Ouran High School Host Club Quotes

Haruhi Fujioka: [repeated line]

Haruhi Fujioka: Rich bastards...

Tamaki Suou: And? Why does a human weapon like you want to be Mori-senpai's apprentice?

Kasanoda: No. I'm not a human weapon. I was just born with this scary-looking face.

Hitachiin Twins: So you're aware of it, Casanova-kun.

Kasanoda: It's Kasanoda!

Hitachiin Twins, Tamaki Suou: Bossa-Nova?

Kasanoda: [eyes glow red as he makes evil, scary face] I said it's KASANODA, damn it! You guys wanna die or something?

Hitachiin Twins, Tamaki Suou: [Tamaki and the Twins cower behind sofa] That is a pretty scary face...

Tamaki Suou: Although you and Mori-senpai have little in common, there is one definite thing you lack! And that's a 'lovely item'!

Kasanoda: Lovely... item?

Tamaki Suou: And this time we introduce to you... the lovely item, 'Mitsukuni-kun'!

[Honey sparkles]

Tamaki Suou: Indeed, if you look at Mori-senpai superficially, he does look scary and may give an icy impression. However, what happens when we place Mitsunkuni-kun on his shoulders? It's like a state of 'big bear Mori being likened by a little animal'!

Haruhi Fujioka: [after an elaborate plan to get two students to admit their love] Aren't you making things worse?

Tamaki Suou: He went out and chased her.

Haruhi Fujioka: [smiles] Our Ouran Host Club exists to bring fortune to girls, eh?

Tamaki Suou: Mom! Haruhi's using foul language!

Hikaru Hitachiin: 'Mom' being?

Kyouya Ohtori: Position-wise... probably me.

Kyouya Ohtori: For special reasons, Haruhi has to conceal her gender.

Pop Up Box: Special Reasons = Debt

Haruhi Fujioka: [is being forced to kiss a girl] This is going too far.

Kyouya Ohtori: I'll cut your debt by a third.

Haruhi Fujioka: ...Oh well, it's just on the cheek.

Mitsukuni "Honey" Haninozuka: Kyou-chan, you really wake up to bad tempers, huh?

Takashi "Mori" Morinozuka: You are not in the position to say that.

Tamaki Suou: Hikaru! Kaoru!

[Twins salute, grab Haruhi and run away]

Tamaki Suou: Kyouya, you call the hairdresser! Mori-senpai, get us some contacts from the nurse!

[Mori sprints off]

Mitsukuni "Honey" Haninozuka: Tama-chan, what about me?

Tamaki Suou: Honey-senpai, you...

Mitsukuni "Honey" Haninozuka: Yeah? Yeah?

Tamaki Suou: ...eat the cakes please.

Hikaru Hitachiin: [referring to Tamaki] Why is he sulking?

Kaoru Hitachiin: Because Mommy was keeping a secret from Daddy.

[arrows with boxes reading "Daddy" and "Mommy" pop up, pointing to Tamaki and Kyoya respectively]

Kyoya Ohtori: Whatever. Why does everyone insist on referring to us like we're husband and wife?

Hikaru Hitachiin: Haruhi, I want some.

[bites off cookie from Haru's mouth]

Kaoru Hitachiin: And you have some crumbs on your cheek.

[licks off crumbs]

Tamaki Suou: You aren't reacting at all! Why aren't you reacting?

[grabs Haru's face]

Haruhi Fujioka: You know, sempai, this could be considered sexual harrassment.

Tamaki Suou: THIS is sexual harrassment? They licked you like dogs! If what I do is sexual harrassment, they should be arrested!

Hikaru Hitachiin: Having a couple of good looking guys with homosexual tendencies earns the club high points. It also helps if the two struggle between their attraction and their friendship.

Kaoru Hitachiin: And in our case, because we're twins, our relationship is taboo and therefore more intriguing.

Hikaru Hitachiin: And besides, who hasn't fantasized about twins? Having two loves is better than one, don't you think?

Kaoru Hitachiin: It's a young woman's romantic fantasy.

Kaoru Hitachiin: Aw, I lost again!

Hikaru Hitachiin: Go easy on him boys, he's a bit of a crybaby.

Kaoru Hitachiin: Hikaru! I am not!

Hikaru Hitachiin: You're gunna deny it huh? what about when we're playing punishment games alone? What happens then?

Kaoru Hitachiin: That's only because to- ehn.

[drops off as Hikaru teases his chin with his finger]

Fangirls: OMigod omigod its so hot I can't take it!