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[from trailer]
Reggie: Well sub-divide me and Kentucky-Fry me!
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[from trailer]
Lightning: If that's a race horse, then I'm D-O double-G, baby.
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Goose: Just when I thought I was out. They pull me back in!
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Goose: All right. Listen up, you glue factory rejects.
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Goose: Oh you're good. You are. You are very good.
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Goose: You see Rusty the rotatin' rooster up there. He's about to get Goosed.
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Goose: You ever try swimming in cement horseshoes.
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Goose: Oh... you're funny, but there's only room for one wise guy on this farm.
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Goose: You wanna dance? You wanna piece of the Goose? Heeya hiya!
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Goose: Jeez! I didn't know the goat was packin'!
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Goose: Now you're talking, baby! Let's do this, barnyard style.
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Goose: Get back here, you chicken! C'mon, I'll fight you with one wing behind my back.
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Lightning: Well, like my momma used to say, you can put your boots in the oven, but that won't make 'em biscuits.
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Nolan Walsh: It's the filly.
Woodzie: It always is.
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Ruffshodd: Hey Plow Boy! You missed a spot!
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Tucker: Goose, who's a pelican who's really a stool pigeon who's a chicken who ducks. That's five birds, count 'em.
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[repeated line]
Channing Walsh: That's my best boy.
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Franny: What are you?
Stripes: I don't know.
Tucker: We can rule out "genius".
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Scuzz: Try starting out life as a maggot. Nobody wants to pet a little maggot!
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Reggie: [Nolan has just cut a racetrack in his cornfield] If you build it, they will come.
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Stripes: But I am a horse... a racehorse!
Sir Trenton: You're no racehorse! You're lunch for a lion and that's about it.
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Reggie: Acid rain! Acid rain!
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Reggie: I see buckets of dead relatives! Extra crispy! Extra crispy!
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Reggie: He's a killing machine disguised as an idiot!
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Trenton's Pride: Oh, you're gonna wish you stayed home.
Stripes: You're gonna wish I stayed home too, after I kick your butt!
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Stripes: I'll race you any time you want!
Trenton's Pride, Ruffshodd: Oooh!
Trenton's Pride: Well unfortunately, I don't race nobodies.
Ruffshodd: Yeah, he don't race nobodies.
Stripes: Figures. All talk and no action.
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Tucker: Boy, are you in for a surprise.
Sir Trenton: You'll never beat a Trenton.
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Clara Dalrymple: Who does that thing belong to?
Channing Walsh: He's mine, Miss Dalrymple. I had no other way of getting here. I'll go put him in the stables.
Clara Dalrymple: Yes, and from now on, you will leave him at that petting zoo you and your father so laughably call a farm. This is a racetrack, dear, not the Serengeti.
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Buzz: Hey, Stripes! Check this out.
[singing]
Buzz: Ebony and ivory...
Scuzz: Live together in perfect harmony.
Buzz, Scuzz: Side by side on my piano keyboard...
Stripes: Get off me, you stupid flies! Get off!
Buzz: Man, "Ebony and Ivory" didn't work. That's a first.
Scuzz: Told you we should've rapped.
Racing Stripes Quotes
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