Racing Stripes Quotes

  • [from trailer]

    Reggie: Well sub-divide me and Kentucky-Fry me!

  • [from trailer]

    Lightning: If that's a race horse, then I'm D-O double-G, baby.

  • Goose: Just when I thought I was out. They pull me back in!

  • Goose: All right. Listen up, you glue factory rejects.

  • Goose: Oh you're good. You are. You are very good.

  • Goose: You see Rusty the rotatin' rooster up there. He's about to get Goosed.

  • Goose: You ever try swimming in cement horseshoes.

  • Goose: Oh... you're funny, but there's only room for one wise guy on this farm.

  • Goose: You wanna dance? You wanna piece of the Goose? Heeya hiya!

  • Goose: Jeez! I didn't know the goat was packin'!

  • Goose: Now you're talking, baby! Let's do this, barnyard style.

  • Goose: Get back here, you chicken! C'mon, I'll fight you with one wing behind my back.

  • Lightning: Well, like my momma used to say, you can put your boots in the oven, but that won't make 'em biscuits.

  • Nolan Walsh: It's the filly.

    Woodzie: It always is.

  • Ruffshodd: Hey Plow Boy! You missed a spot!

  • Tucker: Goose, who's a pelican who's really a stool pigeon who's a chicken who ducks. That's five birds, count 'em.

  • [repeated line]

    Channing Walsh: That's my best boy.

  • Franny: What are you?

    Stripes: I don't know.

    Tucker: We can rule out "genius".

  • Scuzz: Try starting out life as a maggot. Nobody wants to pet a little maggot!

  • Reggie: [Nolan has just cut a racetrack in his cornfield] If you build it, they will come.

  • Stripes: But I am a horse... a racehorse!

    Sir Trenton: You're no racehorse! You're lunch for a lion and that's about it.

  • Reggie: Acid rain! Acid rain!

  • Reggie: I see buckets of dead relatives! Extra crispy! Extra crispy!

  • Reggie: He's a killing machine disguised as an idiot!

  • Trenton's Pride: Oh, you're gonna wish you stayed home.

    Stripes: You're gonna wish I stayed home too, after I kick your butt!

  • Stripes: I'll race you any time you want!

    Trenton's PrideRuffshodd: Oooh!

    Trenton's Pride: Well unfortunately, I don't race nobodies.

    Ruffshodd: Yeah, he don't race nobodies.

    Stripes: Figures. All talk and no action.

  • Tucker: Boy, are you in for a surprise.

    Sir Trenton: You'll never beat a Trenton.

  • Clara Dalrymple: Who does that thing belong to?

    Channing Walsh: He's mine, Miss Dalrymple. I had no other way of getting here. I'll go put him in the stables.

    Clara Dalrymple: Yes, and from now on, you will leave him at that petting zoo you and your father so laughably call a farm. This is a racetrack, dear, not the Serengeti.

  • Buzz: Hey, Stripes! Check this out.

    [singing]

    Buzz: Ebony and ivory...

    Scuzz: Live together in perfect harmony.

    BuzzScuzz: Side by side on my piano keyboard...

    Stripes: Get off me, you stupid flies! Get off!

    Buzz: Man, "Ebony and Ivory" didn't work. That's a first.

    Scuzz: Told you we should've rapped.