Royal Pains Quotes

  • [opening montage]

    Dr. Hank Lawson: [voiceover] I'm Hank. I was your typical emergency room doctor... till I got fired.

    Hospital Administrator: You let a billionaire hospital trustee die to save some kid off the street.

    Dr. Hank Lawson: I made a judgment call.

    Hospital Administrator: You made a mistake.

    Dr. Hank Lawson: [voiceover] This is my brother.

    Evan R. Lawson: I'm Evan R. Lawson, C.P.A.

    Dr. Hank Lawson: [voiceover] He took me away from my troubles and to the Hamptons, and suddenly I had a chance to become a whole new kind of doctor. It turns out the wealthy and not-so-wealthy out here could use a guy who makes house calls, so I got a second chance to do what I do best.

  • Divya Katdare: ["Characters Welcome" crossover ad with "Burn Notice": Divya is diagnosing Sam Axe in a bar] It could be excessive blood loss or hypoglycemia. Are you on a diuretic?

    Sam Axe: No.

    Divya Katdare: Perhaps it's even psychogenic polydipsia.

    Sam Axe: Oh?

    Divya Katdare: Any one of those could be causing your excessive thirst.

    Waiter: [gives Sam a beer bottle] Here you go, sir.

    Sam Axe: Thank you.

    [he takes a drink from it]

    Sam Axe: Hey! What do you know? It's gone! It's like a miracle cure!

    Divya Katdare: Miraculous.

    Sam Axe: Doesn't mean it's stopped. Sammy's very sick.

    Divya Katdare: Is this how you usually pick up women?

    Sam Axe: No, usually I just get 'em drunk. Waiter!

  • Sam Axe: ["Characters Welcome" crossover ad with "Burn Notice": Sam Axe is drinking a mojito when Evan calls him on his cellphone] Evan! How's HankMed?

    Evan R. Lawson: Forget HankMed. One word: "Spyami."

    Sam Axe: "Spyami?"

    Evan R. Lawson: The future #1 spy-for-hire agency in all of South Florida.

    Sam Axe: [incredulous] Uh-huh?

    Evan R. Lawson: Just imagine benches and T-shirts and coffee mugs! We're going to be rich but it's going to be amazing!

    Sam Axe: Oh no, I'm going into a canyon here in Miami.

    [makes garbled noises]

    Evan R. Lawson: I'm going to call you right back. You stay right there. I'm going to call you right back.

Royal Pains

Director: Jay Chandrasekhar, Emile B. Levisetti, Mark Feuerstein, Don Scardino, Jace Alexander, Paulo Costanzo

Language: Pashtu,Ewe,Mandarin,Tibetan,Cantonese,English,Spanish,German,French Release date: June 4, 2009

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