Steal Quotes

  • [first lines]

    Slim: Now listen up. Anyone moves, anyone sneeze, any blink an eyelid, and this young lady here - what's your name, honey?

    Dorothy: Dorothy.

    Slim: Dorothy here's gonna get her brains splattered all over her station. You'll be picking them out of these nooks and crannies for a week!

  • Slim: Don't slow down.

    Driver: The light's red.

    Alex: [reaches out the door and shoots out the red light]

  • Slim: Jealous?

    Alex: If I were jealous, you'd be getting stitches.

  • Karen: That's what I like about you, impulsive.

    Slim: Oh, not me. All I do is assess risk. Good risks and bad risks. That's insurance for you.

    Karen: So what are you, a good risk or a bad risk?

    Slim: What do you think?

    [unhooking her bra]

    Karen: Bad. Real bad.

  • Slim: You know the deal, you're here as an observer. You pay attention to the clock. You do not engage in gun play unless it is strictly necessary. We do not depart from the plan in any way.

    Jerry: Yeah, whatever you say. Only one thing, does this plan change any if you're dead?

  • Lt. Macgruder: [into loud speaker] Come out with your hands on your head or we open fire.

    [to Karen coming up along side]

    Lt. Macgruder: What, couldn't get a date tonight?