The Boys Are Back Quotes

Katy: Will you do one more thing for me, Joe?

Joe Warr: Anything.

Katy: Buy that convertible.

[first lines]

Joe Warr: [narrating] I don't know whether you've ever seen a map of a person's mind. Doctors sometimes draw maps of other parts of you, and your own map can become intensely interesting. But catch them trying to draw a map of a child's mind, which is not only confused, but keeps going round all the time. There is zig-zag lines on it, just like your temperature on a card. And these are probably roads in the island, for the Neverland is always, more or less, an island.

Artie: Daddy.

Joe Warr: What is it, sweet heart?

Artie: I want to die.

Joe Warr: Do you? Why?

Artie: So I can be with mommy.

Artie: Don't worry daddy, I'll stay down here with you for now.

Joe Warr: Thanks.

Laura: Do you want to say something about the cat?

Artie: Cat food looks better than it tastes.

Harry: [opening the car door] Wow, it's boiling!

Joe Warr: Oh, this is nothing. It's not proper summer here until the steering wheel's too hot to hold.

Joe Warr: I run a pretty loose ship. Basically I've found that the more rules there are, the more crimes are created. So, fewer rules. Fewer, but bigger rules. No interrupting adults...

Harry: Why not?

Joe Warr: I *did* love your mother very much, you know.

Harry: Then why did you leave?

Joe Warr: Married couples in my mother and father's generation stayed together for the sake of the children. We divorced for the same reason.

Harry: So you divorced for my sake?

Joe Warr: Seems like the right thing to do. Maybe.

Laura: What do you want me to say?

Joe Warr: Personally, I find nothing is often best.