The Firemen's Ball Quotes

  • Committee Member in White Shirt: We won't tell and the doctor won't either. The doctor won't tell him. The law says the doctor can't tell him. You could have the worst cancer and the doctor won't tell you.

    Franta, Committee Member: That's why nobody believes doctors.

  • Franta, Committee Member: We can't see anything from here, guys. We'll have to go to the balcony to see real busts.

  • Ball Emcee: Attention please! Attention please! I ask all the chosen candidates for the beauty contest, all these comrades, should come to the room behind the bar. I repeat: behind the bar!

  • Ball Emcee: And now, at last, the long awaited moment has come. We shall now elect the beauty queen. She will then hand over an honorary present to our former chairman. Now I ask the chosen candidates to come to the stage. Music!... Comrade candidates, please come up here to the stage.

  • Gray-haired Committee Member: The lottery has been stolen.

    Joska, Committee Member: Gentlemen, there is one fact: if the people stole it, they cannot win it.

    Committee Member: Don't talk like that, Joska. What about those people who bought the tickets honestly and didn't steal anything?

    Joska, Committee Member: They should have stolen.

  • Gray-haired Committee Member: You remind me of Jesus Christ. You want to explain something to somebody all the time!