The Happiness of the Katakuris Quotes

  • Richâdo Sagawa: By order of Queen Elizabeth, give me your cellphone number.

  • Shizue Katakuri: [looking at the dead sumo wrestler lying naked on the bed] Looking at him like this, he seems even bigger.

    Ojîsan Jinpei Katakuri: He's inflating.

  • Shizue Katakuri: Are you thirsty? A drink? Or something to eat?

    Richâdo Sagawa: I want to eat you.

    [she swoons]

  • Richâdo Sagawa: My nose isn't bleeding because I'm horny, the blood is rushing to enhance my critical faculties. And as I have much more blood than a Japanese, it surges uncontrollably.

  • Ojîsan Jinpei Katakuri: The bastard! He stole our ashtray too.

  • Shizue Katakuri: Great-grandpa lives an easy life, telling lies and being selfish.