The Other Woman Quotes

  • Emilia: Why is she dead?

  • William: Don't you have any old stuff

    [to sell on eBay]

    William: ?

    Emilia: I have strawberry Tofutti Cuties, like new, in original box

    [as William doesn't want to eat 'em]

    Emilia: .

  • Emilia: Don't you street lawyers have paralegals?

    Simon: No, friends are cheaper.

  • Mindy: I couldn't find a cab.

    Simon: God! I wish someone here in New York would invent something, kind of like a train, you know, that would go underground and take you places. Naah, that's crazy talk.

  • Emilia: As a judge's daughter, I guess you get to either be a lawyer or a criminal.

  • Mindy: We all end up marrying our fathers, don't we?

    Simon: Yes, I only fuck men in shorts and black socks who make me join Little League. It's weird.

  • Emilia: You don't have to think about Harvard. Harvard sucks.

    William: You went to Harvard.

    Emilia: Exactly!

  • Volunteer Janet: I know Billy's here, whenever I think of him. Don't you feel that about Isabel?

    Emilia: She's gone. I know the difference between here and gone.

  • Emilia: You're a lawyer, Jack. Argue me out of it.

  • Jack: It's the people who love you, you're the hardest on.

  • Emilia: I don't belong with you, guys. It's like Lyle, the crocodile. Lyle doesn't belong in an apartment, he belongs with all the other crocodiles at the central park zoo.

    William: There are no crocodiles there, only caimans.

    Emilia: It's a metaphor, William. You know metaphors. I'm trynna say is, I'm sort of way like Lyle you know, I don't belong with you and your dad. 'Coz, you know, my teeth are too sharp, and my tail is too long.

    William: But, Lyle does so belong with his family. They love him, even though he's a crocodile, and he's not always the nicest... or not so good with children.

    Emilia: yle was always nice to children.

    William: It's a metaphor, Amilia.

    Emilia: Thanks, Will.

Extended Reading
  • Johnathan 2022-04-01 09:01:18

    The little cast is lovely; too many "out of control-apology" paragraphs in the middle. The Jewish definition of man is a little weird.

  • Marguerite 2022-04-04 09:01:07

    Little San's hard life...