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Dave Douglas: Nothing but mouth.
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Judge Claire Whittaker: One more outburst and I'm holding you in contempt.
Dave Douglas: [barks] Silence! Quiet! WHOO!
[covers up mouth with hands, pause]
Dave Douglas: I think I could use a rrr-eee
[growling]
Judge Claire Whittaker: ReCESS! Ten minutes!
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Josh Douglas: [to Tracy, about Dave] He is clueless, which in some ways is better.
Dave Douglas: [as dog] OUCH!
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Carly Douglas: None of this would have happened if we hadn't stole Shaggy.
Dave Douglas: [as dog] YOU WHAT? STOLE HIM?
Trey: [holds up bone] Fetch, boy!
Dave Douglas: I am not your boy and I'm not gonna fe...
Dave Douglas: [Trey throws bone] Oh, hey, I'll be right back!
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Dave Douglas: Someone's peeing on the lawn!
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Judge Claire Whittaker: Did you just growl at opposing counsel?
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Dr. Kozak: Don't you morons realize I can make us all immortal?
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Larry: Oh my God, it's a trap.
Dr. Gwen Lichtman: Dogs don't set traps.
Larry: Yeah, well, dogs don't live 300 years either.
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Dr. Kozak: We actually just shook hands.
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Dave Douglas: [as he's jumping onto the roof of the bus] To infinity and beyond!
The Shaggy Dog Quotes
Extended Reading
