Think Like a Man Quotes

Cedric: Hey Mike, how old is your mom?

Michael: What?

Cedric: No, not like that. Well, it is. It is like that. How old is she? I come in the house, she was like "You wanna eat?" I said "Eat what?"

Michael: First of all, put my plate down and stop hitting on my mom!

Cedric: Don't get mad at me! I didn't even wanna be here! Y'all the ones that wanted to be here! I wanted to go to the strip club! Man, wrap this up. I got a bunch of ones and somebody gonna get 'em. Ms. Loretta, I'm ready for the rest of the tour!

Mya: I don't go out with guys who don't open the door for me.

Zeke: Really?

Mya: Really

Zeke: Seriously?

Mya: Yes. No he didn't...

Zeke: Gotcha...

Mya: Babe I got us lattes... be right back

Alex: I'll be right here

Mya: Oh, you were an animal last night! So babe, was thinking we could go our first real date?

Alex: Yeah, babe, we should do that...

Mya: Alex... no he didn't... he took my coffee?

Michael: Just don't want a relationship based on lies...

Cedric: That's marriage.