Sister Blue said: Buying a bigger house will only make you farther away

Durward 2021-12-14 08:01:13

When I was a little pot friend, my dad used to tell me that the Aziz cat is outside the window in order to let me learn to sleep alone. So, in the little black room where I couldn't see my little friends more than 20 years ago, I was 3 years old and learned to silently say in my heart, "They worked together, used their brains, and defeated Gege Witch..."

24 years later, I used Zheng Jun's words. It is me who dedicate my youth to this glorious city behind me. In the past twenty years or so, I have taken it for granted that I have loved crying and hated, happy, hesitating, and crazy. After the mountains and the world meet you are the wind and I am the sand, everything has become a mist. Life taught me how to slowly get rid of the ridiculous disguise of literary and artistic youths. It taught me that firewood, rice, oil and salt are expensive, banks have raised interest rates, and trains have derailed. Harry Potter can really defeat Voldemort. Life also made me understand that if I want to be rich, buy a house early and be more vegetarian, don’t play rock and roll, choose the three vulgarities, choose to give up, choose to be a fucking big annoyance, but nevertheless, whenever I stand full of mobile phone stickers When the stall’s crossing the street bridge, I still can’t help myself. There is a trace of play: We are so mixed, can we... succeed? This sentence was also said by Zheng Jun.

Speaking of this, I can finally get involved with the Smurfs, because Katy Perry's version of the blue sister has big round eyes and she has a silly and naive voice that the big rock girls crave out of reach:
Why do you want to? Working hard?
Heroine: Because he wants a bigger house!
Sister Blue: Oh my God~ that way you will be farther away...
Seeing here, if a woman surnamed Pan was sitting next to me, I would have burst into tears! !

Maybe I still owe a lot to the bank, but how can it be compared with the two bright smiles on the marriage certificate? Maybe we really need to slow down on the way to grow up, because the genus of prickly pear tells us that we can easily get caught up when we grow up. ... Maybe we really don't need to care too much about the legendary happiness, because although the house is small, you are by my side...

This is also the reason why I love American three-seed family comedies so much, because those foreign girls who yell like blue sisters when they see clothes will always be better than Jia Zhangke and Lu Chuan if they say a word of understanding. It looks more moving. Therefore, even though this "The Smurfs" was rated by the media as a big liar who kidnapped old feelings, I still want to recommend it to everyone. Although I am no longer a little friend who dare not sleep alone, but the Smurfs, Should I listen or have to listen.

ps. I recommend that viewers in Beijing can try Shuangjing Ume’s dmax, domestic technology, and independent research and development of giant screens. I originally thought that dmax might be the same as the mp5 invented by China itself, but it turns out that compared to imax, which monopolizes the world , Dmax is cheap and affordable, the screen is big enough, and the 3d bulbs are also very bright, at least much better than the small imax of Wanda cbd store.


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long-form spoiler version of the "Smurfs" review, please see here, see here, see here,

"The Smurfs": What's wrong with the young story?
http://ent.163.com/special/necom31/

Since I was ordered to close all push news comment functions today, I had to push this here... Well, why do senior leaders care so much about what netizens say... Why do you scold me? Cecilia Cheung can leave the comments alone, but when you scold the iron, you have to close the comments... It is strongly recommended to ban broadband Internet access facilities in government departments, and it is strongly recommended to establish a daily code of conduct for public servants to prohibit access to the Internet...

Summary of Sapo's comments: "The Smurfs" in the face When facing those accusations of flaring teeth and dancing claws, he asked with full strength and righteousness: "What's wrong with the naive plot?". We may look down upon Hollywood’s mass-produced family comedy with no personality, but we have to admit that every mass-produced family movie has that unique, simple, profound, non-speaking but introspective. The truth of life is beyond the reach of Chinese movies. Our filmmakers are like our media people and film critics, who often fall into a certain kind of self-high full of petty bourgeois feelings. The narrow ideology not only created the tragedy of "The Smurfs is a bad film", but also created the tragedy of "China needs literary and artistic films" and "Chinese directors must control editing rights."

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Extended Reading
  • Jennifer 2021-12-14 08:01:13

    Originally planned to give two stars. The lovely Smurfs, seeing half of them feel so boring.

  • Dolores 2021-12-14 08:01:13

    Who said that the reputation is bad? Except for the preaching and sensationalism of real actors, the Smurfs part is still very family friendly!

The Smurfs quotes

  • Smurfette: I kissed a Smurf, and liked it?

  • Patrick Winslow: SMURF, SMURF, SMURFETY, SMURF!

    [all the Smurfs are shocked]

    Gutsy: There is no call for that sort of language, laddie!