The Smurfs were born like this

Louisa 2021-12-14 08:01:13

I thought about a question again and again-how did the Smurfs come from? A blue father has 99 sons and one daughter, what the fuck? Asexual reproduction? Then I had this idea:

645 years ago (Papa Blue claimed to be 645 years old), there was a blue-skinned demon in the forest. He knew all the most evil magic in the world. He often took the children in the village into captivity to absorb their essence. To enhance their mana. The people in the village live in terror all day long until one day. Two magical wizards have traveled to this village. The two wizards are a male and a female, the male is called the witch, the female is called the gena (Gege is the strongest meaning in the language of the wizarding world), and the gena and the witch It is a pair of lovers, they love each other deeply, and Gegna already has a baby of Gege Witch. Hearing about the evil behavior of the Blue Devils, Ge Ge Wu was very angry and determined to get rid of the devil, but Ge Ge Na persuaded Ge Ge Wu not to go to a duel with the Blue Devils for their future children. In the end, the righteous Ge Ge Wu persuaded the kind Ge Ge Na, and the two went to the deepest part of the forest together-the blue devil's lair. The Blue Devils have absorbed the life essence of the children for many years, so that the most powerful couples of Grid were knocked to the ground by the Blue Devils. Death seemed to be only one step away from them. The Blue Devils smiled grimly, and raised his wand to face the Grid Witch. She used the most evil magic: "Avada Kadawa!" Gregna could not watch her beloved dying. At that moment, Gregna used the most holy magic—the sacrifice curse. Give his life and set up an enchantment for Grid Witch to resist any damage. After the Blue Devils' magic hits the enchantment, they are counter-attacked by the holy energy. The most evil magic hits the Blue Devils himself! If someone else has been defeated by this magic, but the Blue Devils are too powerful that such evil magic can't completely kill him, then in front of Gege Witch, the Blue Devils' soul is crushed, and his soul is divided into 99 parts, each part The soul represents a kind of personality of the Blue Devils. Some personalities represent joy (later Lele), and some represent boredom (later boredom, and so on). The body of the Blue Devils has become very difficult because of the loss of the soul. Xiao, his mana was lost, this is the later father Lan. Papa Lan called his soul fragments his own children. They hid in the depths of the forest. This hiding was 645 years ago, but Papa Lan has not given up his efforts to recover himself. One day he will come back. At that time, it was the end of the world. Poor Gegewu has changed from the happiest person in the world to the most painful person. Because of excessive sadness, he has become a little crazy and can no longer control magic freely, but he has been chasing and killing the soul fragments of the Blue Devils. Let this devil come back to life again. The once handsome wizard is already bald. What is gratifying is that there is a stray cat accompanying him.

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Extended Reading
  • Alex 2022-03-26 09:01:06

    Although the plot sucks, it's really cute! childhood!

  • Bernhard 2022-04-24 07:01:07

    There are Easter eggs, Greg Wu is still the one he remembered

The Smurfs quotes

  • Kicking Girl: Hey, that's mine.

    [kicks Patrick]

    Kicking Girl: Mommy.

  • Grace Winslow: How can you be the girl in the village?

    Smurfette: Well see, I wasn't brought by a stork like the others. I was created by Gargamel to trap the other Smurfs.

    Grace Winslow: Wow! And then what happened?

    Smurfette: Papa saved me. He cast a special spell, and then helped become the Smurf I was meant to be.