First of all, I was wrong. I remember I made a series of Dickens movies, and this one is also mixed in. After reading the beginning, I wondered when did Old Dickens write the story to France? Then I remembered that only the French Mr. Jin Yong-Alexandre Dumas would say "one for all, all for one"... At that time I had already seen the second musketeer jumping from the bridge. It’s time to get to the boat, but I’m playing a Blu-ray. The effect is so good that I’m playing a 3D game. It seems that the explosive costumes and scenery are better to see. I want to get into the computer! Of course you have to finish it! !
Then, I was shocked after shock! ! !
When the femme fatale faced a pressure-sensitive trap and looked contemptuously at the musketeers who hesitated to discuss whether or not to climb over, they trot all the way lightly and sprinted past before the mechanism was launched. With the arrow shot behind her, I was shocked at that time! ! Eyeballs are about to fall out. Those three silly musketeers are hairy! That is, our Ping Xie and Fatty are not as good as one-third of others' skill! ! If you take this girl with you when you go to the tomb, what kind of institutions are you afraid of? ? ! !
When the actor D'Artagnan appeared, I was even more shocked. No wonder it was Hollywood making a blockbuster. The actor was like a western cowboy who was airdropped to Paris. Black-and-white spotted horse (this is a sensitive horse, one of the big villains was killed by the actor chased all over the world because he laughed at the horse like a cow...) The only thing that is not so western is , That raised face and hairstyle always remind me of Noel Fielding's cheap and cute deadpunk....(So this is also a tribute to steampunk?)
When Louis XIII debuted for the first time! ! ! OMG, colorful stockings + stiletto heels in lantern shorts! ! But what should I do if I still think it's cute and beautiful, compared to him, those girls who wear black silk are simply weak! ! And whether you want to be so obsessed with the color of the clothes: the tailor made blue clothes. After he learned that the Duke Buckingham was wearing green clothes, he angrily tore the clothes into green and met with the duke. The duke said Green was popular last year, and now I start to wear blue. He again angrily changed into blue clothes the next time he met, and the Duke began to wear purple again! ! Hahahahahaha!
Then, do you know what is the most exciting?
It's an airship! ! ! When the Duke of Buckingham arrived in France in an airship for the first time, there was a scene where shadows enveloped most of the square, and I seemed to have passed to the Doctor Who in an instant! ! The slowly shrouded shadow is exactly the same as the warship invaded by aliens! ! !
Of course, the latter scene tells me that I am too young, sometimes naive, and the whole second half of the journey will be an airship war! ! ! When the one-eyed villain took a few days to build a larger airship, I was shocked and crying when it showed up. This whole one made the Pirates of the Caribbean ship ready to fly! ! The big skull, the helmsman, the soldiers in the red and black clothes on the ship, the pile of cannons, and the owner of the airship is a one-eyed! ! One-eyed! ! You are not pirates who believe it! !
Just when the two airships met in the air, a bridge was built. Our hero and the girl who gave him a kiss and asked him to send him to death came here for a meeting on the magpie bridge. I think it's time for the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl to throw a magpie...
Then, the two airships began to fight! There are so many cannons on the airship. They are fighting and rumbling. My mind keeps traversing among Doctor Who, Star Wars, Resident Evil, and Pirates of the Caribbean... The pirate airships landed on the airships of the musketeers and then they all fell to Notre Dame de Paris together! !
At that moment, there was silence in the movie, and two airships were stunned and strung on the top of the spire like spicy skewers. The picture has been stopped there in a daze, paradoxically quiet, the sound of my HP computer's heat dissipation has been frightened, and I am dumbfounded.
Then, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! ! ! !
He held his belly and laughed and burst into tears. After that, he was full of brains: Damn it, you guys must go and see this! ! ! !
The remake of the masterpiece into this kind of bizarre science fiction film is simply amaizing (please automatically bring in Mr. John Watson's tone), I must roll around and score five stars for my hahahahahahahahahahahaha.
The usual calm PS: It turns out that the Duke of Buckingham is the prince of Orlando. No wonder you are familiar, you are blind, and there is Matthew Macfadyen, the husband of my favorite heroine Keeley Hawes in the history of British dramas.
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