I'm not a real warrior-about a movie that made me fly all over the sky with smashed eggs; at the end! day! Invade! Attack!

Jamison 2021-12-30 17:21:28



In English class on Wednesday, the English teacher put up a video called "Cinderella's Glass Phone". I said that I can't stand that bloody plot anymore, except for the heroine who is pretty good-looking, almost nothing to watch. The male protagonist makes me even more suspicious of the foreigner’s aesthetics. If you don’t have money except the protagonist’s halo, you will be a big dick, besides a tall hair like a fluffy hair, and a face that can be modified as a biochemical weapon, what? Let a bunch of girls with big breasts go around! I said that I was speechless. Is it because the director is a female and the male protagonist is by unspoken rules? And that fucking joke, is it a 2B young man with a low laugh in the audition? It's so happy!

If I can accept this movie, at least I didn’t doubt the IQ of the screenwriter and director after I watched half of it without skipping class. Then the movie I just watched called Doomsday Invasion really broke me. Festivals are flying all over the sky. This magical work is more painful to me than a group of girls in the sky and earth saying that they are fans and fungus.

What's wrong with this world!


Let’s talk about this movie. "Plot introduction: Sometimes, the so-called wise decision only represents the interests of most people. The time is set in 2008. A deadly virus that can be transmitted by skin contact is raging in the UK, and the virus is extremely contagious. Infected people never survived. In just a few days, several million people were killed in the worst-hit Scotland. British government agencies could not think of any good measures to control the virus, in order to prevent the spread of the virus and endanger the survival of all mankind. The government can only be determined to isolate the Scottish area, hoping to control the spread of the virus. Every highway, viaduct, and railway is guarded by the army. While no vehicles are allowed to enter or exit, it has also built high steel walls. To reinforce the blockade, there is no hope of survival..."

This is the official plot. Yesterday, I also watched the introduction of Hey in the Internet cafe before moving the gangster's hand and putting this unfaithfulness into the mobile phone. After watching it for less than 20 minutes, I was blinded by the ridiculous plot. I was surprised to find that the script could be so painful. If this made Lu Xun read it, then our textbook would say "True warriors dare to face the doomsday invasion of fucking eggs, dare to persist after watching the doomsday invasion... I want to say that Zhou Shuren is not a real warrior!"

I'm not a real warrior. If it weren't for BUT, I hadn't watched the movie. I would have deleted this movie!

Come to the plot.
Beginning in 2008, the United Kingdom produced a virus called death virus, which can be transmitted through the skin. The virus spread rapidly in the British Peninsula, and the government decided to build a separation wall (it is similar to the shame wall in our country) to isolate this area and let it fend for itself. Later, the virus broke out in London again in 2035, but the government discovered through satellites that there were no people living in the quarantine area, so the government sent a team to the quarantine area to find an antidote, and the story began.
Seeing this, I was full of hope, thinking that this might be the same classic as Will Smith's "I Am Legend". But the following plot almost made me vomit blood.

Dog blood highlights 1. The team drove two armored vehicles into the quarantine area. The two vehicles claim to be able to withstand 30 cm bullets and various chemical weapons, but they were such a silly car that was later survived in the quarantine area. The barbarian tribe lighted it easily with a simple gasoline bottle! The bulletproof glass was also shot through by arrows shot by barbarians with crossbows! Also shot the driver to death! You read it right! The car was destroyed like this! I have a fuck, a 30cm bullet-proof car can't defend a handmade crossbow! It was ruined by a gasoline bottle! Is this screenwriter's head squeezing the door? Can this plot be stupid? Force it! Even if it is necessary for the plot, should I make up a bit of IQ? I thought the audience would watch the movie, then watch it lively, regardless of IQ!
The protagonist was taken captive.

Dog blood highlights 2. What's more, when the protagonist's team drove in at night, they killed a cow and found the herd. You must know that these barbarians are eating people. Why are these cows waiting to be killed? what! Do you want to change the taste if you leave the cow without eating it? Screenwriter, what do you think?
Dog blood highlights 3. After the protagonist was captured, there was a barbarian feast. According to the barbarian leader Thor said, "It's dinner in the zoo"! Then what we saw was a group of punk-style youths gathered around an old theater, Sol was dancing on the stage, and there were sexy beauties dancing pole dancing on both sides, and the music "Cancan Dance" made me once again I can't hold it anymore, it feels like a bunch of dicks twisting their butts and singing the most dazzling folk style, which makes the ancestors of punk rock feel so uncomfortable! Sol's broom head and punk outfit all over his body remind me of the popular group "washing, cutting and blowing" in Vietnam. To use one word to describe it is to kill Matt.

Dog blood highlights 4. The protagonist later escaped from another tribe to find an antidote, and we found a group of people wearing armor on horseback. Even if there is no 21st century civilization, Nima doesn't have to retreat to the Middle Ages! Is this retro style? ! This tribal leader wants to execute the protagonist mm, and arranges a contest. So we saw another gladiator-like contest. According to the protagonist's halo, the protagonist mm successfully counterattacked the heavily armed man with bare hands. Oh yeah! The screenwriter must feel the fragrance of chrysanthemums all over the room for his creativity.

Dog blood highlights 5. The protagonist mm found a lot of hidden goods in the tunnel, and found a 98-year-old "Bentley Continental GT" in a box with the sixth sense. This Bentley can definitely make the bricks who produced the first two armored vehicles faceless and live in the world. If the latter movie were cut, it would definitely be an unprecedented long Bentley commercial. From the production to the plot, the customer would definitely be bruised by the thought of a Bentley car.

The whole movie is definitely a weird work, I can't think of how weird it is to refer to "Promise". This movie is known as a sci-fi giant, and incorporates punk and retro styles, but I see the plot of dog blood and the rich expressions of actor 2B's joyous expressions, and all that is left is the feeling of flying all over the sky.
Those with strong psychological quality can be seen again, and those with poor psychological quality can be used for exercise.


I am not a real warrior.

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Extended Reading
  • Phyllis 2022-04-21 09:02:15

    Disappointed. The plot has neither connotation, nor extreme scenes, and is not very logical. How did British films become less cultured than American comic book adaptations?

  • Madilyn 2022-03-25 09:01:09

    It's not easy to rot like this~

Doomsday quotes

  • Kane: These walls around you; they were built to last, and so shall we. What we've built here, from the ashes, is pure blood. Uninfected by the outside world... until now.

    Dr. Ben Stirling: Have you found the cure?

    Kane: Ah, even now you still cling to hope, huh? If I were you, I'd abandon any such thought.

    Dr. Ben Stirling: There's always hope.

    Kane: But there is no cure. There never was. We had prevailed here, not because of science but through natural selection. Survival of the fittest. We have earned the right to live here.

  • Kane: So, tell me, what's it like out there now?

    Eden Sinclair: What do you care?

    Kane: I'm curious.

    Eden Sinclair: Same shit, different era.