Cinema is an art!

Brain 2022-04-19 09:01:53

Producer: According to the current market situation, there must be Nico, and there must be gays, so as to be politically correct, um, arranging two annoying characters, the second female and the anti-one, let Nico play the role, so it will still be good. Can take care of the emotions of Red Neck, by the way, arrange a rivalry for the two of them.

Seeing the hard-working performances of the two black actors, the white audience smiled knowingly and thought to themselves: Yes, Nico is just like this dick.

Producer: Also, there is a foreshadowing at the end, blackening the villain, the Asian yellow race, perfect!

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  • Kenny 2022-03-25 09:01:08

    The plot is too thin, but fortunately, Theron can hold down the heroine, so it is not ugly. The ending easter egg also buried a foreshadowing for the sequel, but it is really worrying that this plot has a sequel.

  • Hester 2022-03-28 09:01:03

    Since it is easy to be injured when a warrior, and it is easy for others to find out that he has the superpower of immortality after being injured, why do immortals have to be a fighting nation for thousands of years? This is not just shooting yourself in the foot.

The Old Guard quotes

  • Soldier: What is he? Your boyfriend?

    Joe: You're a child. An infant. Your mocking is thus infantile. He's not my boyfriend. This man is more to me than you can dream. He's the moon when I'm lost in darkness and warmth when I shiver in cold. And his kiss still thrills me, even after a millennia. His heart overflows with the kindness of which this world is not worth of. I love this man beyond measure and reason. He's not my boyfriend. He's all and he's more.

    Nicky: You're an incurable romantic.

    [Joe and Nicky kiss in front of the stunned guards]

  • Andy: Well, sometimes you got to work with people, you don't want to eat with.