Say okay, it sucks; say bad, kinda good.

Ashtyn 2022-12-18 23:41:33

Are you serious about starting? What do American soldiers eat? Such a serious task, yet so stupid to drive? Is it really okay to be so black? Ha ha! It makes me laugh out loud!

I don't believe that I'm the only one who sees that queen-like zombie posing in various poses without laughing. It's too JOJO! hahahaha~

With a warm smile in front of the elevator, I knew the flag stood up, but I didn't expect it to be recovered so quickly. Turning your head to kill as soon as you open the door is really vulgar but interesting~ In other words, the male protagonist is a real wife! The new girlfriend died in seconds without a word.

The anchor Guz's grenade is really a waste, and I don't know why I went there early.

In fact, even if there is no Virgin's daughter, if the plot is the same before saving the daughter, then at most it will be a father➕Airplane T. After seeing the whole team being destroyed at the end and then thinking about the plot, you will feel that the screenwriter told a very boring story. Everyone brought up such a big thing, and in the end, no one was good... The whole group of the male protagonist camp was destroyed, and the Virgin's daughter was rescued. People also died, and the Japanese didn't get what they wanted, and the whole thing was a crotch spree.

In the end, the black muscular man went to the airport to see the private plane, and he held the iron net and moved his hand, but poked my strange laugh~

So, no matter the director or the screenwriter, how much do you want to tell a completely unsatisfactory story? You just have to pretend to be vulgar, so you have to force a bad end, right? If the movie ends when the black brother raises a glass of champagne, I personally think it looks better, which echoes the humorous and cheerful BGM that everyone was fighting in the zombie wave at the beginning. But they don't, if they have to write them to death, they just leave the Virgin alive~ Hey! This is really disgusting jumping into a well without water---it's just disgusting to the end!

In the end, I just want to say that the American emperor is addicted to the Virgin Mary and can't extricate himself. In the past five years, I have watched countless games, movies, and various dramas of the American Virgin Mary! I'm really disgusted with this kind of American Madonna, and I've had enough.

May the world be without the Virgin, I really beg!

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Army of the Dead quotes

  • Vanderohe: To quote the great Joseph Campbell, he said, "It is by going down into the abyss where we recover the treasures of life. Where you stumble, there lies your treasure."

  • Bly Tanaka: [after deatiling the plan] Easy peasy Japanese-y.

    Dieter: Sorry, sir, we're not allowed to say that anymore. It's "lemon squeezy" now.

    Bly Tanaka: Yeah, but I'm...

    Marianne Peters: I think it's fine if he's Japanese-y.

    Bly Tanaka: As you wish. Easy peasy... lemon squeezy.