Episode 5, Long Ma must owe the screenwriter money!

Kaleb 2022-04-23 07:02:00

S08E01 One sentence per person:

Jon: What? I slept with my own aunt?

Long Ma: Originally, the love career had a good harvest, but it turned out that the love career would all slip away!

Little Devil: The first sentence of the season is what I said!

Sansha: I don't like this sister-in-law!

Erya: I still like hide and seek!

Cersei: I'm still so annoying!

Sam: Damn, I like to bully honest people!

Bran: That's what pushed me down!

James: I'm the one!

Theon: I'm Greyjoy and I'm Stark!

S08E02:

To be honest, the second episode was a bit delayed, and the meeting in the first episode continued into this episode, which was a bit boring. Such a long meeting was not as exciting as the confession of Jon Snow and Mother Dragon at the end. In addition, Erya lost her life, which is really a failure!

S08E03:

Episode 3 is completely broken! Who made this broken battle plan, lost two legions in vain, and a dragon on the opposite side, opened the whole process, the two dragons here have been pretending to be dead, and Drogon was actually climbed on his back by a few goblins, so scared that he didn't even care about his mother already? Are all the grooves just paving the way for Erya's last knife? Extremely disappointed!

S08E04:

So in the end, is it the Dragon Mother Snow vying for the world?

But it also fits the five words "Game of Thrones"!

But it has nothing to do with "ice and fire"! S08E05:

Screenwriter, how much does Long Ma owe you? Can we crowdfund it? But to be honest, the massacre effect of this episode was really good! Predicting the finale, Jon Snow kills Long Ma? Or two?

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Extended Reading
  • Braxton 2021-12-02 08:01:26

    I thought for a moment why I think this play is not good, because it gradually loses the "literary sense" it used to be. In the past, I just watched the characters' dialogues were very interesting. They were clever, subtle, have words in their words, and clash in secret, which is especially in line with the five words "Game of Thrones". This is of course thanks to the original novel. Now I feel reckless and stupid, and they are all straightforward slobbers, or pretending to be deep but empty, and their expressions are not so vivid.

  • Angie 2022-03-25 09:01:08

    I gave it four stars for the fifth season, three stars for the sixth season, and two stars for the seventh season. Since GRRM is no longer deeply involved in the screenwriting, various plots and routines are becoming more and more like ordinary American dramas, full of loopholes and flaws. It's a bit extreme to give a low score, maybe I expected too much from GoT. But this season is only worth two stars from the first two episodes. But after all, Final Season, first five stars. 20190429, S08E03, I was so excited to see it, I just wanted to kill the screenwriter. Seasons 5, 6, and 7 feed the audience a piece of well-made shit from time to time, but in general, close your eyes and endure it and eat it. As a result, in this final season, the first two episodes will give you plain water as an aperitif, and then In the third episode, there was a big resplendent pot filled with old-fashioned good shit that had been fermented for eight years. Lady Mormont, RIP. There is no need to watch the remaining episodes, just wait for Volume 6 and Volume 7, and wish Mr. Ma live until 2049.

Winterfell quotes

  • Bran Stark: [to Daenerys] We don't have time for all this. The Night King has your dragon. He's one of them now. The Wall has fallen. The dead march south.

  • Daenerys Targaryen: Go on.

    Jon Snow: I don't know how to ride a dragon.

    Daenerys Targaryen: Nobody does. Until they ride a dragon.

    Jon Snow: What if he doesn't want me to?

    Daenerys Targaryen: Then I did enjoy your company, Jon Snow.

    Jon Snow: Where do I hold on to?

    Daenerys Targaryen: Wherever you can.

    [after they ride the dragons]

    Jon Snow: You completely ruined horses for me.