How to strangle the female protagonist in all directions step by step, leaving no room for the steps

Laurence 2022-09-24 22:14:22

Step 1: No female main characters, such as "The Bloodthirsty Five", "Chicago 7" and "One Night in Miami". There is an endless list of movies. There are no female characters, and the opposition between men and women is completely eliminated.

Step 2: Add some irrelevant or special female characters. You see, the female is the vase "Mank", "Once Upon a Time in Hollywood" and "Irish Man". Here you can list an endless list of movies.

The third step: There are always some hard-core producers who want to make movies with female protagonists, so they will put limited labels on these movies. The quality of the movies is limited. "Carol" lesbian movie, "Little Women" chick movie "Miss Bird" chick movie 2, there is an endless list of movies.

Step 4: Blame the failed movies on women, Wonder Woman is hot chicken, the female director can't shoot Super Hero, Batman vs Superman is hot chicken, oh male director, although he tells the story in general, but the filter used Well, although he has a top-heavy rhythm, he chose a good BGM. Although he slapped Batman, Superman is handsome. Then why save the dog and not save the father?

Step 5: For movies with female protagonists, the heroine is very decent, and the male characters are outstanding. What should I do if the theme of the story is broad? Ignore or distort the existence of the heroine as much as possible.

"Mad Max" is a big heroine movie, but the male director, Mr. Tang, is so handsome.

"Blues Diva" Black Panther Black Panther Black Panther

"Alien 3" puts the heroine in the men's prison, and the fire disgusts her to death

The female genius in "Abandoned Soldier" does not fall in love, and only has chess in her heart, but which boyfriend does she love, and which man is the most important to her, Cousin Harry is so handsome (actually ugly) Thomas has no baby face Change, swipe the screen for the 108th time and ask her father? Where is her dad? The 108th swipe I think she loves the most is the old school worker (male). The 108th swipe, the woman has never won the world's first chess master.

Step 6: The female protagonist's movie, the female character is brilliant and completely hangs everyone, the plot rhythm is smooth, the photography has a personality, each BGM is a boutique, and there is no emotional scene with men, so it is impossible to shift the focus to men How can you slander her? Saying her character is morally flawed? Can moral flaws in a movie character affect the quality of the movie?

"The Game of Cat and Mouse", the protagonist deceived the old life winner 9 points all the way

"Perfume" is a perverted man who specializes in raping and killing girls, with an artistic score of 8.5

"Breaking Bad" Although he sells drugs, he is a good family man 9.5 points

"The Silence of the Lambs" is a genius who kills first and then eats, worships 8.5 points

"The Wolf of Wall Street" jumps off the roof to teleport home, so handsome 8.0 points

But Mara, the heroine of "I Care", didn't kill anyone. She was almost killed. How can you slander her? She didn't kill directly, but it can be exaggerated to say that she killed indirectly. She also defrauded the old man's property. Isn't that what the court sentenced? Team up with the court to harm the elderly, is there any evidence? No, just exaggerate a bit. But even if this is enough to constitute a moral flaw, it can't be rated low.

In "Parasite", the poor family ambushed the rich family, which is much more serious than this, and does not affect the evaluation of the movie? The male protagonists mentioned above have major criminal records, which does not affect the evaluation of the movie.

It's not that complicated, it's all about the heroine's low score.

Step 7: The structure of the film is perfect, the subject matter is grand (not the love of children, it is the survival of war), the style is tough, and the film without the connection between the male and female protagonists is from Catherine Bigelow.

The heroine is full of muscles, tearing monsters with her bare hands, the whole ship is dead, she is still alive, Alien 2, Sigourney is not Buddha.

What to do when there is no slander angle? Then praise her, be as powerful as a man!

It is worth writing a book about how the film industry is encircling and suppressing women's power, and how to erode women's achievements step by step. I didn't check any information in particular. I just randomly recalled the movies I watched. I won't go too far back to this film. .

Men are arrogant, that is self-confidence, women are arrogant, it is really disgusting, especially she is definitely not the kind-hearted, low-pitched Virgin Mary, nanny, nor is she a poor man who works hard to take care of other people's parents.

She lives rich, has a happy relationship, is beautiful, and has a very arrogant personality. Such an appearance basically stings the heart of every proletarian filial son. A woman so high up is actually a stereotyped powerhouse, not only men It's like sitting on pins and needles. Even some female audiences feel hesitant and uncomfortable. She is better than me, making my existence worthless. The mentality of letting me scold her abounds in comments. The happier a woman is, the stronger she is. , the more men's rights and women's virtues feel dazzling, ashamed and itchy, and those who don't know it think it's their old-age documentary.

But Mara is a professional guardian, and she exists to deal with these wicked children who occupy the mainstream public opinion and are unwilling to give their parents old age.

The courtroom scene at the beginning of the movie explains in a succinct way what is going on in this pension institution. As a professional guardian, Mara is not free, she has a salary (right?), and she also clearly pointed out why it is necessary The court decides whether the elderly should be warded or not, and why the property should be handled by the guardian.

The son in the court, who was unable to take care of his sick mother at all, did not let his mother go to the hospital for treatment, and handed over the parents' property to institutions to pay for their medical bills and to the children, refusing to give Between the two of parental therapy, most of the audience substituted themselves as children and chose the latter, but we know that more and more elderly people have left their property to reliable people instead of blood relatives.

Mara gives the best service to every old man, and sincerely hopes that he will live a long life. This is of course not out of communist ideals, but

Anyone who wants to live in a nursing home should die quickly. Anyway, it's definitely not Mara. She wants everyone's parents to live more than anyone else.

Next, the real villain of the film, Jennifer Peterson and her great eldest son.

The Russian gangster who stole the identity of the real Jennifer Peterson 70 years ago, who trafficked in women, was a horrendous crime that everyone had to kill. Time is fair to everyone. When you are old, you will find various diseases, amnesia, and mental trance. At this time, can you expect to see the gangster son who is unable to protect himself once a year?

How they dealt with Mara:

Russian gangster kills doctor Karen

Russian gangster pushes Maralian and car into river

Russian gang beat fran to death and turned on the gas

Even so, the heroine Mara did not directly kill Jennifer Peterson. Although she died, she was still alive. It was the retribution for so many years. She kidnapped the good son of the gang, and she just fainted and threw it on the road. guarded him.

What did Mara do wrong from start to finish? The fault is that she has no virtue.

The purpose of this film is to challenge the traditional pension pattern, but obviously the challenge failed because the audience

It's the sons who don't see each other a few times a year

It's the sons of the old man who doesn't want to spend money on treatment when he's sick

sons who cannot control their parents' property

No one is going to observe that the nursing home in the movie is really high class, when there is an outside intruder, the security nurse is well-trained to respond, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, the parents won't go there anyway, because it's really too expensive !

The elderly are old, go to any nursing home, birth, old age, sickness and death are normal in the world, early death and early birth.

The two most miserable people in the whole film, their noses were bruised and their faces were swollen

The most beautiful but with you
I can't say goodbye!!!

Finally, here is a real case:

1. The middle-aged woman is 68 years old. Logically speaking, she is not too old to take care of herself. A year ago, she had signs of a mild stroke due to a fall, but she did not receive timely treatment. Now she is basically unable to move on her own and can only rely on a wheelchair. , slurred speech, basically lack of normal communication. Her family did not abuse her, but when they approached her, she smelled like she hadn't bathed for months. She only wore a single shirt in the sub-zero temperature in winter. The bracelet was embedded in her flesh because of the swelling of her wrist, and no one noticed. According to the setting of the film, she can completely sell her property by the government and obtain the necessary care, but in fact, the relatives will not starve you to death, and the rest will be gone.

2. The elderly woman is 86 years old. She also experienced a fall a few years ago and had a bone fracture in her tail vertebra. The doctor suggested surgery, but her family refused because she was too old to undergo surgery. After going down, I finally couldn't move and had to rely on a wheelchair. I moved into a senior nursing home last year (similar to the one in the movie). The doctor would come to check on the body every day, prescribe medicine and water, and was taken away by my son a month later. Because I disliked the doctor's random prescription and the cost was too high, I moved to another place. In a nursing home without a doctor, when I went to visit, she said that the medicine the doctor prescribed for her made her sleep well, and her bones no longer hurt. No, I can finally lie in the nursing home here, waiting to die freely.

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Extended Reading
  • Jessyca 2022-04-21 09:02:28

    Movies are really bad. But the short comments are too funny, just because the protagonist is a woman, it can be elevated to the point that feminism should not be like this, and how should real feminism be. So many male protagonist movies are completely illogical, the protagonist's halo can't die, and they don't say that these male powers can't do it...?

  • Braxton 2022-04-22 07:01:32

    What a waste of a good setting, what a good theme. What are you filming, pussy meets pussy Russian mafia? Bad review, refund!

I Care a Lot quotes

  • Marla Grayson: I want 10 million dollars.

    Roman Lunyov: Of, of, of course you do. You are... you're brave, Miss Grayson. Stupid. But brave.

    Marla Grayson: Well, to make it in this country, you need to be brave. And stupid. And ruthless, and focused. This playing fair, being scared? That's gets you no where. That gets you beat.

  • Marla Grayson: Tell me who you are.

    Jennifer Peterson: I'm the worst mistake you'll ever make!