This film review really has spoilers

Candice 2021-12-19 08:01:22

Yes, it is February 8. But the Germans are the most enthusiastic about the release of this kind of film, so I went to watch the premiere today.

Below is a rough spoiler.

The plot is more yellow than the previous one. Although there are fewer props, it saves the two people from recognizing the plot of signing a contract, so there is more space for them to have sex. The film reunited inexplicably at the beginning of the reunion, because it was necessary to save time for sex.
There are several close-ups of the female protagonist’s chest; both sides have exposed buttocks; the male protagonist is not frontally naked. (Attention! This is the focus of women's rights cancer!) There are

fewer props. The female lead is more vanille, and there is less punishment. The male lead actually agrees and is serious about falling in love. Even the blindfold is not worn every time. Of course, the main thing is to have a meal and then go home to have sex, or attend a banquet and then leave early and go home to have sex.
The male protagonist has been the female lead for many times. I don’t know how the filming was done on the set. Either the female lead is wearing a C string, or it’s really embarrassing.

The story advances inexplicably, and Mary Sudd is also inexplicable. Oh, by the way, the hero conjured a boat out of thin air. It's pretty awesome, Guo Jingming can learn it.
The male protagonist went to Portland to drive a helicopter and fell. Of course, he was not dead, he just scratched, as if he was riding in a helicopter in an amusement park. The protagonist's halo is amazing.

Oh yes, the male protagonist proposed to marry him, begged once in a dream, and confirmed once when he woke up. The hostess gave a key ring to the host’s birthday, with yes written on the back.
Finally, the male protagonist took the female protagonist to another place and used the ring to formally beg again, and announced the matter to a large group of people, happy ending.

Villain boss? She closed the office door and tried to have sex with the heroine. The heroine knocked him down and got out. The villain failed and was expelled from the unit. The film finally stood by the lake and burned the photos, but it didn't feel like it could trigger a new plot. Foreshadowing.

It seems that there is nothing else, the plot is really messy, the foreword is not followed.

Seattle is beautiful. The biggest beneficiary of this film is Seattle's tourism industry.

Giving two stars is because the plot makes it impossible to give a passing score. After all, you can watch porn directly if you want to watch the meat, so the movie itself has no advantage.

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  • Uriel 2022-03-22 09:02:00

    The biggest problem is that the plot is already very idiotic, and the story is still told in detail. The movie is only two hours long! The two actors also belong to the type that you can't recognize when thrown into the crowd, disaster.

  • Carli 2022-04-23 07:02:30

    Too bad for these two.

Fifty Shades Darker quotes

  • Christian Grey: You're mine.

    Anastasia Steele: I'm yours.

  • Christian Grey: I hope you're not a sore loser.

    Anastasia Steele: That depends on how hard you spank me.