Sorry, I almost fell asleep.

Levi 2021-12-17 08:01:04

Went to see this movie with 2 people. I have never written a film review since I was a little boy watching a movie.
With nostalgia for Xtreme Agent 1 more than ten years ago, he walked into the theater with expectation. In fact, before I went, I probably knew that this was nothing more than a story about heroes saving the world. But after reading it, I found out that I was wrong.
At the beginning of the game, the old man who had suspended animation once in Xtreme 2 was killed by a satellite. Yes, he died again...
Then Van Diesel started a solo performance. All kinds of handsome, all kinds of awesome. From snowboard to skateboard, 6 to fly. But I didn't understand, is it possible to wear a snowboard downhill like skiing in the rainforest...Well, some people will say that I am picky. Okay, let's not mention this. Because compared with the series of slots behind, this is really nothing.
Next, a high-level meeting was held in the CIA. During the meeting, Donnie Yen fell from the sky and broke through the window. He beat a group of high-level bosses and snatched the control device of the satellite that killed the old man. . In the process of escaping, only one CIA agent was encountered. Before Uncle Ye Wen could do anything, he was given a meal by his accomplice, a sturdy man. By the way, before the start of this meeting, a high-level participant in the picture entered the CIA building and passed a series of high-tech protective measures including fingerprints and eye patterns before entering the venue. In the process, another accomplice of Donnie Yen, the heroine of the film, quietly followed behind the high-level man, and played a single horse that showed its flexibility. As a result, after Donnie Yen succeeded, the place to show the heroine was actually at the gate on the first floor of the CIA. The door was opened with electric welding... This plot was originally the main plot of the story that led to the film,... I don’t want to complain anymore. Everyone can see how many problems there are... CIA, I think the glass should be thicker if it is not bulletproof, right? Student Yen Zidan jumped from the opposite building and broke in with inertia... Could there be only one agent on duty in the entire CIA that day... After escaping, the string of short-range avoidance pistols from another friend of Yen Zidan, Huang Mao, also came Turning in the air for several baidus and kicking the other man on the locomotive, he happened to land on the locomotive... Suddenly
, I thought of the scene of a hand-tearing devil... Well, at this time, I thought Donnie Yen Acting is a villain.
Then, Van Diesel was found by the high-level woman who presided over the CIA meeting and asked him to go out to find the device that was snatched by Donnie Yen. Lao Fan gathered a group of brothers to help him complete the task. Among them are a female sniper with superb marksmanship, a driving master who is keen on crashes, and a warm-up boy played by Wu Yifan from Tianguo Xiaoxian Meat-throughout the movie you will find that the role played by Wu Yifan did not take any shots. His unique skill, his only use is the "Hey Flip the whole audience" on the nameless island in the Philippines where they go to find Donnie Yen... This person can perform a series of deadly and alive missions... At
this time the picture After a turn, he came to Donnie Yen. The heroine asks Donnie Yen to destroy the device, but Donnie Yen refuses, saying it's useful. Then I confessed that they are actually members of XIAMEN. Seeing this, I thought it was the usual tactics of Hollywood hero movies like this. But I was wrong again.
Van Diesel came to this island. After a series of exchanges and changes in the middle, Van Diesel and Yen Zidan rode a locomotive to snatch the device. I have to sigh with emotion that the locomotive actually has a water slide function... chasing from land to the sea, the two of them also took a surf on the locomotive. After both fell into the sea, Van Diesel obtained the installation. The heroine shot the device as soon as she landed. Donnie Yen was missing, and there was no explanation in the film at the time, only Lao Fan went ashore.
Of course, this device was destroyed so easily, and the film was unsustainable. At this time they received the news that the device was only controlling the satellite that killed the brother. The real device is in the hands of the big guy who has gone through numerous high-tech systems to enter the meeting. Just go to the boss. Donnie Yen and his team also went to find the boss. There was a traffic jam on the way. Lao Fan and Yen Zidan were running freely in the wind on the road.... During the period of various fights. Lao Fan and the little sister in charge of communications kept reminding the big guy to control another satellite to fall and explode...Finally, both Lao Fan and Yen Zidan entered the building. The plot also reversed without warning from this moment --- Lao Fan and Donnie Yen suddenly formed an alliance, and various cooperation continued until the end of the film. After the boss was dealt with, the female boss of the CIA got the device and jumped in the dark, and the story ended in a happy ending after being dealt with. Of course, that
old man must be alive... the whole story is probably such a plot. But after I read it, I have many questions.
First, the security factor of the CIA building is estimated to be lower than the security factor of our community.
Second, what is the purpose of Donnie Yen taking huge risks to snatch the device? There is no explanation at all. Besides, he said it was useful to the heroine. What is the use?
Third, what is the purpose of Wu Yifan? The marksmanship is also terrible. In the shootout later in the film, Brother Wu fired a lot of shots, but none of them happened to hit the enemy.
Fourth, Yen Zidan has always shown others in the opposite direction, but in the middle and late stages he suddenly became a messenger of justice. There is no explanation in the film.
Fifth, in the later stage of the film, Lao Fan and Donnie Yen dealt with the CIA on the plane. Others were besieged on the ground. At the critical moment, Deris Stone, that is, Little D----The male protagonist in Xtreme Agent 2 appeared to rescue everyone, and the grenade gun shot three or five shots and killed the next group of people-- ---Are you sure you are not using a howitzer...
Sixth...
Seventh...

I really don't want to write, because I found that it was really a waste of time for me to write this film review. After watching it for a long time, it turned out that all I saw were feelings. But this sentiment sells nothing bright. I almost fell asleep twice during the whole movie.
In short, a bad film. It's not worth going to the theater to buy tickets.

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Extended Reading
  • Robb 2022-03-21 09:02:03

    ...It's so embarrassing...I can't wait to find a hole in the ground to dig into...Exactly how embarrassing it is What was written in Chinese was translated into English

  • Jaclyn 2022-03-22 09:01:57

    The role of Mr. Wu? Fighting for the beauty!! I didn't lose at all compared to those pretty girls!! hehehe 7.1/10

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    Jane Marke: Oh, we don't need any of it. But it makes the catching a hell of a lot more fun.