Isn't this really a comedy? !

Ernest 2021-12-19 08:01:22

Before writing this movie review, I recalled that two years ago, my roommate and my sister and I worked so hard to find resources of fifty shades of gray. I estimated that this movie was a little shameful to play, and we didn’t watch it together. , I probably clicked it 20 minutes before her. We are like 17 or 18-year-old innocent boys, looking forward to this little porn that will blow up our Weibo circle of friends.

However, we were wrong. We forgot that we belonged to the English Department of the Foreign Language School, and we have seen a lot of battles. What game of power, have we never seen in Rome?

It took 40 minutes to wait until it was not suitable for children to take the shot. It was about to end, and then I did a little SM, and then it was over. Bundled up. NS.

At this moment, our expressions were blacks with stunned expressions, but at that time, no blacks had stunned this emoji. It felt like: shock! This glamorous young woman met seven regular ladies, and this happened! As a result, the gourd baby was opened. .

Time flies like an arrow, and time flies like a flick, I changed from a female college student to a novice in the workplace. What remains the same is that in this movie, the heroine is still so Mary Su, the hero is still such a domineering president, and finally got married at the end!

1. The lines are so funny!
The host asked the hostess why he didn't find anyone else after breaking up. The hostess said: "I have been reading the books of Sister Bronte and Jane Austen, and no one can meet that standard."

I first cry for Mr. Rochester and Mr. Darcy. The hostess, you are from an English literature department of an American university. Why are you still reading the novels in my freshman general reading class!

The male lead's lines are even better.

"When was the last time you went to the supermarket to buy things?" "Last week, I bought an aerospace company in Houston"
"You can tear the check if you tear it. I make so much money every quarter of an hour."
"I don't like other people. Staring at you."

Uh, domineering president, your line is probably ten years behind the level of Taiwanese idol dramas.

2. The plot is also bizarre

As a sm lover, the male protagonist must have a lot of little lamb ex. This ex rushed to his house and took a gun at his girlfriend. When the overbearing president knelt down, the little lamb really got to kneel.
To tell the truth, the little lamb is the handle of the door picker. Come on, don't you live or die?

The male protagonist crashed in a helicopter. The news was still showing his life or death in the last second. The next second he knocked on the door and entered the house. Isn't this really hacking our news organization? Can't do such a simple fact-check?

In addition, when the protagonist was Xiao Zhengtai, he was trained to play by the old man. The old aunt couldn't let it go, so she came to the family party to make trouble, and then was irritated by the protagonist's mother. The hostess is so lucky that even the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law is seamless.


Okay, I'm already. . Can't write anymore. .
The screenwriter worked very hard to plant the foreshadowing. The heroine’s boss is about to retaliate for the sexual harassment.
Let us look forward to, fifty degrees black fertilizer will turn gray!

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Fifty Shades Darker quotes

  • Christian Grey: You're mine.

    Anastasia Steele: I'm yours.

  • Christian Grey: I hope you're not a sore loser.

    Anastasia Steele: That depends on how hard you spank me.