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Zangetsu: [looking up at the sky; thinking] Ichigo... do you know how I hate rain? And it rains in this world, too. If your heart is troubled, the skies will become cloudy. If you grieve, it will rain ever so easily.

[pause]

Zangetsu: I wonder if you can understand... the fear of being rained on in this lonely world... To stop that rain, I shall lend you any strength, any power. If you just have faith in me, I will not allow any rain to fall upon this world.

[speaking out loud]

Zangetsu: Trust me, Ichigo. As long as I am here, you'll never fight alone.

Rukia Kuchiki: [seeing Claude in his 'stuffed animal' body] He's so-so cute.

[Claude makes puzzled noise; suddenly Rukia grabs & hugs him]

Rukia Kuchiki: [voice higher pitched] Ooh I just love him!

[rubbing her cheek on his head]

Rukia Kuchiki: He looks just like my Chappy!

Kon: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! What's the big idea? I thought I was the one you loved the best! How can love be so cruel?

[Rukia keeps cuddling Claude]

Orihime Inoue: [sounding apologetic] You mean alot to me Rukia; but as much as I'd like to, I can't give you 'Claude'.

[gasps; face suddenly looks serious]

Orihime Inoue: We both want the same man; it's a love triangle!

Kon: [jumping up & down] I wanna be in the love triangle, *too*! Here I was sure *I* was the fluffy, comforting character, when suddenly disaster strikes! I've been tossed out like an old shoe! Kicked to the curb! Sent to sleep with the fishes! NOOOOOO!

[keeps crying as he roles around on the ground]