But after reading it, I understood that the Chibi of the Three Kingdoms in John Woo's head is actually Jiangzi:
1. In fact, the protagonist of Chibi is Zhou Yu. Uh, no. The exact expression should be the Zhou family headed by Zhou Yu. What Cao Cao, Sun Quan, Liu Bei, and Zhuge Liang are all going to one side, what you see is that the Zhou family is not afraid of strong enemies to boost morale internally and defeat strong enemies externally, and in the end, they are tolerant and release Cao Cao to divide the world. Occasionally have sex, bubble tea, juggling swords, and playing the piano. By the way, the so-called Zhou Yu family should also include the 3-month-old Ping An, and the pony with the name Jingchu;
2. In fact, maybe there will be a small mountain between Zhuge Liang and Zhou Yu, who knows?
3. In fact, Zhuge Liang's ambition is not very big, he just wants to grow fields in Longzhong. It is Zhou Yu's brother who knows the pearl at the end of the film, teaches earnestly, kindly encourages him, supports him, and gives Emma Mengmeng to Zhuge Wizard. Xiao Qiao's sister-in-law also earnestly instructed not to let Meng be covered on the battlefield. This is not difficult for Zhuge youth. They are young people, they are in their prime, the world is vast, and they have great achievements. They are not allowed to ride on the battlefield. It's like giving away Schumacher F1 cars but not allowing them to run on the track. Alas, it is no wonder that Zhuge Liang will only be pushed on a BMX when he appears in the future. I thought it was Liu Bei who was stingy and didn't allocate a special horse. It turned out that he had a horse, but he could only ride it at home. It seems that although classmate Zhuge is smart, he is still a sincere person. It sounds like Zhou Yu's brother = =
4. In fact, Sun Shangxiang actually had a first love. It turned out that Liu Bei was not the first man in her heart. No wonder she went to the bridal chamber. At that time, maids with knives were all staring at them, and the danger would not follow. A certain Caoying Cuju man was an ancient and affectionate love that had been buried deep in her heart;
5. In fact, who said that men and women are not equal. In ancient times, women could hold up half the sky. Xiao Qiao can personally help treat the wounded soldiers. Sun Shangxiang plays the role of Mulan and sneaks into the enemy camp. During the day, he draws maps before and after climbing, and the pigeons fly around to convey information, but no one notices (maybe the pigeons look more similar.) like a white sparrow), and then gained a first love of his own;
6. In fact, Xiao Qiao's other name is Helen, er, actually I don't know, whether Helen has another name Xiao Qiao, or Xiao Qiao has another name Helen, it seems that I still don't quite understand, think again;
7. In fact, although Cao Cao was defeated in heaven, he still had a chance. Unfortunately, he was bewitched by a woman. Therefore, Cao Cao was actually defeated by a woman, to be exact, at the tea made by a woman;
8. In fact, Zhao Yun may have a nickname called: Isin Bayeyun~ Those supporters Pole vaulting is perfect;
9. In fact, men and women in ancient times were still unequal. Zhou Yu was reluctant to beat Huang Gai's 50 military sticks to defraud him to delay the time, and he couldn't look down on a woman. Let a woman run to Cao Ying with 3 months of pregnancy and do what a man should do. This is Joe's voluntary choice. Yes, it turns out that it is love that makes men and women unequal. Grandpa Huang Gai, you have to understand that your butt that should be beaten is still not as good as a tea with a faint whistle of other beautiful women;
10, I understand, the Three Kingdoms Chibi in the head of an international director, How can we have the general knowledge of the Three Kingdoms that ordinary people have been influenced by the Romance of the Three Kingdoms? Some people have their own unique opinions, others have their own modern consciousness, other people’s films can be beautiful and romantic, love is like war, big scenes, big productions, you can’t think about it, but you don’t dare to do it, so He succeeded. You don't think that way, so, you're out of date. Of course, maybe the progress of the film is not something he can grasp, because apart from those few white pigeons, I don't know much about the Wu Yusen style. My agent is active, who knows...
Maybe, after you pay to watch the movie in the theater, you will understand: In fact, we all lost,
but it doesn't matter. After all these years, not all I'm used to losing, isn't it?
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