Why did it blow up again!

Dane 2022-09-19 08:29:34

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In the far outer space, a desolate planet shrouded in yellow sand, Tatooine.

In the dilapidated tavern, a strange guest was ushered in.

He is the protagonist of the story, Xiaobai, and he came to find someone wearing the same armor as him.

Unexpectedly, in the next second, the person he was looking for suddenly appeared behind him.

This is the only sheriff in the town, and has repeatedly protected the townspeople from gangsters and aliens.

The scorching eyes pierced through the helmet and welded to the opponent's armor.

It was the armor of his clan, no matter how the sheriff got it, he was obliged to take it back.

But the sheriff obviously didn't intend to capture him without his hands. He was the Dinghaishenzhen of the town, and a ruthless character with a revolver in his crotch.

He once wiped out the entire gang by himself, what thorns have you never seen?

The atmosphere was tense, and the war was about to break out.

Suddenly, the ground shook, and the sea of ​​sand really swelled like waves.

A behemoth broke out of the ground, swallowed the alien sheep raised by the townspeople, and then flew away.

Rao Shi Xiaobai, as a well-informed interstellar mercenary, was also taken aback, but he looked back.

The residents of the town are already working on repairing their houses, they should eat and drink, and they have long been accustomed to it.

This giant monster is called Cretosaurus, a native of Tatooine. Long before the town was built, it was already in trouble.

The townspeople couldn't bear it any longer, and they decided to endure it again and again.

Otherwise, how can you kill it?

It used to be impossible, but now there is a chance, because Xiaobai is here.

He is the most famous Mandalorian in the universe, a natural fighting race.

Whether it is combat skills or weapons and equipment, they are the top of the universe.

You can understand The Mandalorian as the Night Rabbit in "Gintama" and the Saiyan in "Dragon Ball"——

They have received the most rigorous military training, are extremely good at fighting, and have a good and evil style.

The image is derived from the Spartan warriors, and even the helmet shape is exactly the same as that of the Spartan warriors.

So the sheriff made a deal that couldn't be refused:

Xiaobai breathed a sigh of relief: Well, it's easy to handle, I came in a spaceship, and it would be over if I blasted it to death with two shots.

Hey, no.

Regardless of the size of Crete Dragon, it is still very sensitive. Once the spacecraft approaches, it will hide in the ground.

Do you think you are a free America with an earth-penetrating missile?

In order to draw out Cretron, but the number of townspeople is too small, and the combat effectiveness is really not enough, Xiaobai had to turn to the sand people for help.

It can be seen from the cool shape that they are the indigenous people who are adapted to the climate environment of the planet Tatooine.

The relationship between humans and the sand people is just like the "good neighbors and close relationship" between the Americans and the Indians.

The sand people spent years studying the habits of Cretosaurus, offering sacrifices to it with the alien sheep they raised, hoping that it would not come out to eat people when it was full of sheep.

But the effect is obvious...

In order to fight against a common enemy, Americans and Indians... ah no, humans and sand people unite, and the war is about to break out.

In order to kill Craytron, Xiaobai is about to be in danger...

These scenes are all from a newly launched sci-fi drama.

After the score was released, its score for a certain valve soared from 9.4 to 9.6 overnight! It is the number one word of mouth this year!

It is a derivative American drama of the classic IP "Star Wars":

The Mandalorian

and many more! Don't rush to close! !

I know that when you see "Star Wars", you get bored, and you get headaches, backaches, and other problems.

When the first season of "The Mandalorian" was launched last year, I happily gave everyone Amway, a rainbow fart as fierce as a tiger, and after blowing it --

Can't blame you either.

After all, the "Star Wars" series is getting longer and longer. The first "New Hope" has been separated by 42 years, and the three new works are the top of the hip.

Coupled with the fact that the audience of hard science fiction is too limited, it is natural for our audience not to buy it.

Finally, in a spare afternoon, I got up and opened the first "Star Wars", and I was shocked by the shoddy special effects and plastic-like scenery.

But The Mandalorian it really is different!

Even if you haven't watched the "Star Wars" series, you can still watch it with relish.

Because "The Mandalorian" is an interstellar western in the shell of "Star Wars"!

Xiaobai's first appearance is like the classic opening of a Western movie - a dilapidated tavern in a small town welcomes a foreigner who is troubled by dust.

Mmm ↗ woo ↘ um ↗ woo ↘ um ↗~~~~ wow ↓ wow ↑ wow ↓

Raise your hands if you have this BGM in your head!

Well, hands down, I can't see anyway.

IlBuono,IlBruttoeIlCattivo

Chakira;MovieTrio-ENNIOMORRICONE-I50Piùgrandisuccessi

Check out the first episode of season two of The Mandalorian above again—

The standard of Western movies: the righteous cowboy, the revolver, the pub and the evil sheriff, all alive.

And a successful Western, first of all need a very charismatic protagonist.

The Mandalorian just happens to be the right person to be a very antihero.

The Mandalorian is great.

They don't have the magical "force" of the Jedi Knights, but they can forcefully fight each other with weapons and equipment.

The armor made of Mandalorian iron can withstand the invincible lightsaber.

To make an inappropriate analogy, the Mandalorian is the vibranium in the "Star Wars" world, and it is generally not broken unless it is made into a shield.

Captain America's shield shattered again

Mandalorians have a strong sense of justice, they hoe the strong and help the weak, adopt orphans, and believe in the way of Mandalore;

Originally, Xiaobai received a huge reward and was ordered to hunt down a mysterious target.

But found that his target is just a cute alien baby? ! Although this "baby" is already 50 years old

And the employer's purpose is to do all kinds of cruel experiments with the baby...

Xiaobai remembered himself - his parents died tragically to protect him, and it was the Mandalorian who saved him.

Xiaobai didn't hesitate, took the bounty to upgrade the equipment, turned around and snatched the baby back, and even took the employer to sa.

But the Mandalorian is also good and evil, and in the true story, the Mandalorian once shrugged shoulders with the evil Galactic Empire.

Shown in Xiaobai, it is cruelty to the wicked.

The first second is kind to you, the next second you will be made into compressed biscuits;

Once you kill him, don't even think about leaving alive. The Mandalorians are never lenient toward their enemies.

But to say that he is not a hero, Xiaobai risked his life to protect a strange village, not like a mercenary who cares about gains and losses.

Without the womanly kindness and a little hypocrisy of the Skywalkers, The Mandalorian is an antihero in a gray area.

Defeat the rogues who enslave the village, cooperate with other bounty hunters to rob prisons, and meet the former charge captain...

In just 8 episodes, every adventure Xiaobai has experienced is worthy of a big book.

The fully-armed lone ranger, in order to protect the little baby he has never met before, will not hesitate to be the enemy of the biggest evil force in the universe, and embark on an adventurous journey of running and doing tasks at the same time.

From the mercenary cold-blooded killer to the clumsy new dad, the interaction between Iron Head and Baby Yoda is full of contrasts and cuteness.

The unit story of saving the village is a naked tribute to the most famous work of director Akira Kurosawa: "Seven Samurai".

Later, "Dark Warrior" was also remade into the western "The Brave Seven Dragons".

Bushido and Western adventure have something in common, and together they form the core of The Mandalorian Way.

On the cosmic stage where chaos and order are intertwined, lone heroes wander and explore, facing violence and beauty, hesitating and swaying between evil and conscience.

Is there anything more exciting than this?

What? You say you don't like watching Westerns, and lone heroes aren't to your liking?

It doesn't matter, you always like Marvel, right?

"The Mandalorian" is a "Star Wars" rumor with the flavor of "Reunion", because the two chief directors of the show are "Iron Man" series director Jon Favreau.

That is, Iron Man's eternal friend in the film, and the little spider's soul mentor Happy.

The other is Taika Waititi, the director of "Thor 3 & 4".

The tower director single-handedly restored the reputation of the "Thor" series of crazy landslides.

The Mandalorian warriors in the first season rescue Xiaobai, no matter how you look at it, there is a smell of avengers gathering;

At the end of the first episode of this season, I played with the picture frame:

Creetron made his debut, and in order to highlight the impact of the picture, the upper and lower blinds quietly disappeared.

The protagonist turned away from the deep hidden merit and fame, and the picture frame came back stealthily, adding a heavy epic charm.

I have a reasonable suspicion that Director Tower took Disney money and experimented with the upcoming Thor 4 in The Mandalorian.

It's really yours, Tower Director!

Of course, "The Mandalorian" is after all a spinoff of the "Star Wars" series, which is completely irrelevant and unrealistic.

Although the story is not closely related to the original story, it uses a lot of settings accumulated in the "Star Wars" series.

For example, the sand man in this episode. Their cool looks, all carefully designed:

Cloth wraps his head to retain moisture in the desert, and his hoarse voice is the result of chronic dehydration.

From the setting of a character, the living habits and character characteristics of the group to which he belongs can be extended. This is the charm of the grand world view of the "Star Wars" series.

If you are a diehard fan of the "Star Wars" series, then "The Mandalorian" is full of sincerity.

Just talk about the first episode of the second season:

The exploding Death Star II appeared on the projector, and the words in the circle below it were the Ori Besh text created by the "Star Wars" universe.

Translated into English, this is the introduction to the Death Star II in the opening scene of "Star Wars 6: Return of the Jedi":

The flying motorcycle driven by the sheriff is refitted from a 620C racing engine. This racing car is the car of Skywalker Anakin's childhood drag racing;

The twin sunsets of Luke Skywalker's hometown of Tatooine, Boba Fett's flying backpack that went to the sky in a dozen... The old fans called them experts when they saw them.

Gamo people, Haskins, Jiuzang people, Abyss people... All kinds of alien species with surnames in the original story, all appeared in "The Mandalorian".

Even the little BOSS Creetron in this episode is a famous monster in the "Planet" universe.

From the original "May the force be with you" (May the force be with you), to the "This is the way" (this is the way).

"The Mandalorian" is more like a new version of "Star Wars".

I hope that the most profitable IP "Star Wars" can find a way to prolong its life in this rumor, and let us old fans of Amway work less hard.

If everyone is interested in "The Mandalorian", there is no time to complete the first season;

Or if you haven't watched or are too lazy to make up for the "Star Wars" series of movies, for fear of missing some easter eggs;

Then leave it to your good helper, the Alaska film!

As long as this issue is "watching" over 5000, I will work overtime to make the first season of "The Mandalorian" into a video, and then continue to follow the second season.

see you tomorrow~

Bye bye!

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Extended Reading

Chapter 9: The Marshal quotes

  • Peli Motto: [to the Child] Oh! Thank the Force! This little thing had me worried sick. Come here, you little womp rat.

  • Cobb Vanth: I've never met a real Mandalorian. Heard stories. I know you're good at killing.And probably none too happy to see me wearing this hardware. So... I figure only one of us walking out of here. But then I see the little guy... and I think, maybe I pegged you wrong.

    The Mandalorian: Who are you?

    Cobb Vanth: I'm Cobb Vanth, Marshal of Mos Pelgo.

    The Mandalorian: Where did you get the armor?

    Cobb Vanth: Bought it off some Jawas,

    The Mandalorian: Hand it over.

    Cobb Vanth: Look, pal, I'm sure you call the shots where you come from, but 'round here, I'm the one who tells folks what to do.

    The Mandalorian: Take it off. Or I will.

    Cobb Vanth: We gonna do this in front o' the kid?

    The Mandalorian: He's seen worse.

    Cobb Vanth: Right here, then?

    The Mandalorian: Right here.