About me accidentally killing my sister

Abdiel 2022-04-23 07:06:00

According to the time line, the biggest laugh of the film comes from the boy's feet in his childhood.
The male protagonist died in the war after his father and mother died. The poor man and his sister tried hard to survive and contribute to the construction of a harmonious society of fifty-six ethnic groups. As a result, he used too much force for a while and covered his sister to death.
Covered up. . . . died. . . . . . . . .
The young Jackie Chan lay down in front of his sister's body and cried out of breath, snot and tears, saying, "My sister, it's because the war is too cruel, that's why I cover you to death."
Feng Shaofeng, who played Huo Qubing, passed by and wanted to put on a kind face to comfort the beanbag who was crying in front of him with a broken liver and intestines. As a result, the male pig's feet lost his mind in extreme sadness. Another savage strike!
Male pig's feet: "┗( T﹏T )┛ Ah~~~ Ah~~~ Sister, why did you just leave me like this~~~"
Feng Shaofeng: "CNMB, I have no grudge against you."
But my subordinates They were all stunned watching from the back. In order to maintain the good image of a passionate patriotic general, Feng Shaofeng endured the pain and gave a patriotic speech (this movie is full of patriotic speeches, I almost vomited), and accepted this stabbed regardless of the past. After finishing his own small bean bag, he was named Huo An.

Huo An's history is real, probably the grandson of Huo Qubing. Feng Shaofeng may feel that his role as Jackie Chan's grandfather is too much of a bargain. Since he still wants to stay in the circle in the future, he took the initiative to ask the screenwriter to tamper with history. But Huo Qubing's life's mission is to defend against the Huns, right? Why should it be changed to harmonious coexistence? Don't you know that we like to watch Tianya Rip, but don't like to watch the news network.
Remember to look at this film as an overhead film, because the various histories are seriously incompatible. But we have to applaud them, as a stand-up film, all kinds of background design and costume scenes cost a lot of money. The battle scenes are excellent and the scenery is beautifully painted. I'd be happier if I could hire a beautiful male pig's feet instead of making me wait for Choi Siwon Oppa and Wu Jianhao who have less hair and fatter.

At the beginning of the film, Wu Jianhao and Lin Jiaxin discovered an ancient city monument (╮(╯_╰)╭ Sorry, I can't remember the name), so the two of them drove the mp3 and called the satellite for 3D scanning restoration (the scanning technology in this section). So lovely). But why is it written in both Chinese and English on the building? ? Chinese is still simplified Chinese characters. . . . Anyway, give me a traditional character, I don't ask for seal script and official script. Why do people in the Roman Empire write English? You have configured different languages ​​for people in 36 countries, but can't you let the Romans write at least a little Italian? (I don't know what script was written in the ancient Roman Empire, cuneiform? Please guide)


I deeply doubt that Jackie Chan is actually a green tea bitch who is proficient in thick black science and has lofty goals. The pacifist is just a disguise for him to win the hearts of the people. After all, at the end of the film, all the people in power are dead:
the head of Yanmenguan (pawn)
the calf-guarding general of the Roman Legion (pawn) the little
prince of
the Roman Empire (doon) the villain of the Roman Empire who is capable of writing and martial arts (doon) ( So all the heirs to the throne are dead =. =)

Huo An accepted the command of the Roman legion, changed his nationality, got a capitalist green card, and became a city lord. All 36 countries obey his command. What a deep conspiracy and ambition it takes to get to this point without knowing it.















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Extended Reading
  • Lee 2022-04-05 09:01:07

    I remember one year in the Italian Super Cup in the Bird's Nest, when I was preparing to make a documentary script, and I almost made up the story from the Crassus Army to the bullshit legend of Lijin. The legend of Gansu Rome is of course false, but it does have legendary significance for the reconstruction of the status of the ancient Silk Road. Therefore, at the moment when Shitdamdam is re-introducing the new Silk Road strategy, "The Lion Falls from the Sky" can be regarded as a gift blockbuster with a high degree of completion. Ignoring listening to Jackie Chan talk about the great truth of national integration, the story is still very exciting.

  • Betty 2022-04-13 09:01:06

    Huo An, the captain of the security guard in the Western Regions, is a low-level civil servant who silently sticks to his front-line jobs. He talked sadly to his wife that prices had skyrocketed again, but performance-based wages still did not increase. It was only this month that the salary was paid and the moon was shining again. It was miserable and miserable. What a sad word! The main story actually started when Huo An and his teammates were framed by leaders and sent to Yanmenguan to repair the city. And Huo An also met Luques, a former Roman civil servant there.

Dragon Blade quotes

  • Huo An: General Huo once said, "A person who only laments the past is a coward, whereas a person who can change the future is a true hero."

  • Huo An: Success doesn't depend on how many you are, but on how determined you are.