People, people of the whole world, how happy to be safe...

[Mr Bean and David are walking home drunk]

Mr. Bean, David Langley: [singing while intoxicated] yow, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. If you see a crocodile, don't forget to scream.

[Bean screams]

Mr. Bean, David Langley: Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. If you see a crocodile, don't forget to scream.

[both scream loudly when they approach the front door to David's house to find David's wife, Alison already home]

David Langley: Well sir, an unorthodox start; but I never expected things with a man of your calibre to be normal. I must confess I've never actually read any of your work. Tell me doctor, what exactly is your position at the gallery?

Mr. Bean: I sit in the corner... and look at the paintings.

David Langley: Ach! That is brilliant! If only more scholars would do that, not lecture and write and argue, but just sit and look at the paintings themselves. Now that is brilliant.