May I ask which old aunt wrote the "Firstborn Education Manual"?

Josie 2022-04-23 07:06:08

After reading "The Future of the Future", may I ask which old aunt wrote the "Firstborn Education Manual" [smile]? The chapters are:

1. Dogs are just like you;

2. Your sister will play you out of the sister control attribute in the future;

3. My mother is also here, but I still can't see what you're thinking?

4. Your father is useless, let your grandfather educate you;

5. Be pissed that your favorite train will turn into a wolf and eat you!

6. You are good to your sister, in the future your sister will become an angel to save you!

7. Chat with you about our family tree to make you feel more family bond. [two ha]

The most interesting part of the whole animation is the 30-second shoes that Grandpa Zeng ran for [Bye bye]

ps: Mommy, if you want to have a second child, I won't stop you, as long as you don't force me to play with her, just leave me alone in the bedroom and read comics quietly.

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  • Melvin 2022-04-23 07:06:08

    The worst Hosoda Mamoru. The setting is childish and shallow, and the narrative is confusing and boring. And I saw that I wanted to be beaten up by my parents all the time (maybe more than one), is this really not the Japanese version of a family planning propaganda film?

  • Americo 2022-04-15 09:01:07

    "If my grandfather hadn't swam that day, if my grandmother hadn't run slower that day and deliberately lost to my grandfather, then we wouldn't be here." "My father was very weak when he was young, and he didn't learn to ride a bicycle until he was in elementary school. "My mother is holding a swallow who was attacked by a stray cat and was injured. Since then, my mother has not liked cats so much." The future is Xiaojun's younger sister. After the future is born, Xiaojun thinks that the future will occupy the He had all the love from his parents, so he didn't like the future. Because he didn't like the future, he had several conflicts with the future. In fact, when the future was just brought back by his parents, Xiaojun quite liked the future, and even thought about it. He named the future "Hope" or something, but his parents smiled and said to him, "Isn't this the name of the Shinkansen?" But as time went by, parents spent more and more time on the future, Xiaojun Gradually I was neglected. When I wanted to play with my parents, my parents always said that I didn't have time. In the future, my parents took good care of me, occupying almost all my parents' time. See my review for details.

Mirai quotes

  • Mirai: You did it again. You tried to hit me with your bullet train even after Mom told you not to.

    Kun: But it wasn't a bullet train!

    Mirai: You aren't supposed to use a bullet train to hit people.

    Kun: It was a Super Azusa.

    Mirai: [angrily] I don't care what kind it was!

    [scoffs]

    Mirai: And why can't you be a little nicer to Mom?

    Kun: I don't know, I just can't.

    Mirai: It's her one day off from work. She doesn't get many and she has to spend it fighting with you. Come on, try.

    Kun: [sniffling] I know... I'm not cute.

    Mirai: Huh?

    Kun: [crying, wipes tear from his eye] Both Baby Mirai and Yukio are really cute. Not me. I know I'm not that cute anymore.

    [continues sobbing]

    Mirai: Oh come on, that's not true. You're very cute!

    Kun: [walking away]

    Mirai: You're the cutest! Adorable!

    Kun: [crying harder; runs away]

  • Kun (High Schooler): [off-screen] That's just awful. Yep, a complete wreck. I'm talking about your attitude. Boy, does it stink.

    Kun: [looks inside train station, sees a high schooler sitting inside] Hello?

    Kun (High Schooler): You're supposed to go camping, am I right? Catch bugs, watch fireworks, all that stuff. And you guys will be staying at your grandparents' place. It's the summer you've all been looking forward to. Think of all the happy memories you could be making together. But instead you don't wanna go. Why is that?

    Kun: Uh... how do you know? Who are you?

    Kun (High Schooler): What's more important, the color of your pants or your memories? Well, it's your choice. Just go home and say you're sorry already.

    Kun: NO. I do NOT like them.

    Kun (High Schooler): What?

    Kun: [referring to his pants] AND I WILL NOT WEAR THEM!

    Kun (High Schooler): [getting annoyed] No, you do not not like them.

    Kun: [as a train appears] No, I don't not not like them!

    Kun (High Schooler): No, you do not not not not like them!

    Kun: Yes, I do NOT not not not like them!

    Kun (High Schooler): NO! You do *not* not not not not not like them!

    [train pulls into the station. Doors open]

    Kun (High Schooler): Don't get on!

    Kun: Uh...?

    [looks back in hesitation]

    Kun (High Schooler): Stop! Don't get on, 'kay?

    [whistle blows. Kun glowers at high schooler and bounds for train]

    Kun (High Schooler): No! Wait! Wait!

    Kun: [glowers at boy as the train pulls away]

    Kun (High Schooler): [gazing after it in disappointment] Little brat.